Chicas Bonitas
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3701 N Interstate Hwy 35 Austin, TX

Hard 6s will make you LDK

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chiefwiggum
May 30, 2024, 2:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

As far as hole in the walls strip clubs, this is it. I mean, this place is a shithole. Nonetheless, I went twice, once in the afternoon and once in the late evening (first visit). The evening was much worse on all counts, but not by much.

 

The reason to go here is the mileage, definitely highest mileage in Austin. Really, really good grinding -- like if you have LDK in your name you might be able to get it done in one song :) Not all girls are like this, but plenty of GFE, ITP stick shifting (sometimes out), all kinds of licking and sensualness, FIV. Sadly, the more attractive, fitter, younger girls were the more restrictive. Girls ranged from all body types to an age range of young twenties to maybe early 30s. The most common body type was slightly out of shape. Plenty of enhancements and plenty well done. However, definite hard 6 on average with most girls in the 5.5 - 6.5 range. There might be one or two out of every 10 that hits an objective 7, but most of the girls were NMCOT. All the girls were Latina with like 98% Cuban. Cuban spanish and articulation was tough for me here, but they could easily understand me. In the afternoon girls started to come in around 2pm with about 12-15, and about 20-25 when I left for the airport. A slightly better selection at night, with at least 25, maybe 30+ girls. Way more girls than PLs either visit. PLs were almost all Latin. During the day there was one other black guy. At night, there was one white dude. It's a party like atmosphere, seemingly safe.

 

If you're getting a high mileage dance, chances are more than likely extras are on the table. As I have a rule that I don't pay for 6s (even 6.5s), I didn't partake. However, the price was reasonable at $150 and $250 -- this is a place where I would bring my own cover. I don't know if I was getting the visitor pricing, but the few times I inquired, pricing seemed firm. Shockingly, none of the girls brought up the idea of extras. Lap dances are $25 and there doesn't seem to be any expectation of tips at all.

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Hard 6s will make you LDK