Reviews

I rated everything a 5 on the 10 point scale since it sits right in the middle. I couldn't justify giving them a completely bad review, but I couldn't justify a positive one. I'll explain…

The last time I came to this place it was still called "The Alley Cat" which I maintain is a better name. But I digress, because, now, it's a better club.

I parked on the street.…

I REALLY missed this place! I moved to Miami where the clubs and girls can be amazing, but it puts a major dent in your wallet. This place is like the best dive bar/strip joint…

I have been meaning to check this place out for a long time, but I live in the Design District in Miami and Tootsie's is closer. I was at a driving range near Scarlet's on…

I was excited for the opening of this club since it's about 6 minutes from where I live and there are no other good clubs in the immediate area. I went on a Wednesday at…

Me and my friend checked this place out since it's actually near a golf range that we frequent. This place seems to have been remodeled recently, which is nice. The bar is comfy, and the…

This place is a bit different than what you normally find in Miami. I showed up at 8 and all the dancers are sitting talking to what I can only assume are regulars. I…

I came here looking to try a new club, and I was severely disappointed. I was looking for a place with a high Latina dancer ratio, and while I did find that here, the…

I just moved back to Miami and I can't say enough how much I missed this club. Most strip clubs here can be a serious money pit. Most clubs even want to charge you for…

As far as the clubs in cape canaveral and cocoa beach go, this place is reliable to a fault. It is nowhere near as nice as Lido, but the drink prices are reasonable,…

Lido was my first foray into finding better clubs that are relatively close to Orlando. Orlando's club scene is very tame, no touching and no nudity, so the 40 minute drive out to Cocoa Beach…

I am originally from Miami, and I now live in Orlando. We normally make the drive out to Tampa or Cocoa Beach in order to visit quality clubs. The Inner-Room Cabaret is by…