The last time I came to...

The last time I came to this place it was still called "The Alley Cat" which I maintain is a better name. But I digress, because, now, it's a better club.

I parked on the street. There's a bunch of towing lots right next to the place so I chatted with club security about where it's safe to park. They also have valet.

The cover was $5, the dances are $25 and as usual YMMV. The drinks were between $5 and $10. Economically, it's a typical Miami strip club experience. The club's been nicely renovated and even though it's small, it's also clean, well appointed, and has an open feel. There used to be a row of booths in the back where people could see you getting a dance. I had previously endured a few close calls with dancers being more friendly than they should in plain view of security. But that was my fault since I was wearing sports pants (like sweatpants, but nice) and I purposely picked a dancer who was clearly high. However, now there is a comfortable, private, secluded lap dance area.