I just moved back to Miami...

I just moved back to Miami and I can't say enough how much I missed this club. Most strip clubs here can be a serious money pit. Most clubs even want to charge you for parking. No, not valet, just for parking in their parking lot. Goldrush asks for 10 bucks just to use the lot, that doesn't even cover to the 10 entry fee and 12 dollar drinks. I paid $10 the other day at BT's for a thimble of Jack Daniels. Seriously... i didn't know the made glasses that small. The most the cover is at tootsies is $8 (special pay per view events excluded... $12), the parking is free, they have a 2 for 1 happy hour, it is one of the cleanest clubs in miami, and the drinks are reasonably priced for a strip club in Miami. The place is huge and always has close to 100 girls every night. The odds of you not finding your cup of tea are very low. They have skybox suites that are about $150 for thirty minutes, but they have regular little champagne rooms for like $60... which is a steal! Every girl there gets down and dirty, extras running from $200 to $500 depending on how hot the girl is and her popularity. Every time I go to a different club, I ask myself why I didn't go to tootsies instead. Actually, I know why. I'm dating a waitress who works at Tootsie's and she would kill me if she caught me in there... I am suffering from withdrawal. If you are in Miami, this is the place to go, without a doubt.