Reviews by jjrocks

Relatively early on a Friday evening. About 5 to 6 girls walking around. All Hispanic, maybe 3 spoke English well. Most of them were a 6 to a 7, maybe higher if you really like…

This is currently my favorite club in miami since it is the best one in the general area.<br> <br> The club is relatively small, but clean and comfortable. There are two stages, the main one across from…

9 pm, Friday night. There are a couple of different locations of this kind in the general area. This was my first time at this particular location. Upon seeing it from the outside I was…

This place is a dive. Tried and true. I've been here once before just to see the club, I took advantage of the fact that I was in the area. This place is a come…

I decided to check out a few of the places in the area recently. I ended up going to this place last. This is an adult toy store with some video booths and some peep…

I've been to this club a few time now and I can say my experience is always positive. My favorite time to go is at lunch. You can get a mediocre sandwich and fries for $3,…

I came on a Friday at about 6 o'clock. This place is tiny but very clean and everything is still new. They have a small side room with a stage where dancers sometimes dance, usually…

I just moved to the area and was looking for a new hangout. I found this place. This is a dive bar. Very small like most clubs on LI. The stage is roughly 1/3 of…

This club always makes me happy. The drinks are inexpensive and your first shot is free. It is very easy and cheap to get drunk here. The place is dimly lit, and very smoky. I…

It's hard to get a solid reading on this club. The last time I was here it was empty on a weekend night, and the talent was mediocre. This time I came the night of…

I recently discovered this place and I must say I have a lot of love for it. I'll be clear though and say that it is by no means a great strip club. I always drink…

This is my new spot since I moved to Hallandale Beach. Scarlett's and Cheetah's are closer but they have been sucking as of late. This place is a little divey, but in a great way.…

I rated everything a 5 on the 10 point scale since it sits right in the middle. I couldn't justify giving them a completely bad review, but I couldn't justify a positive one. I'll explain…

The last time I came to this place it was still called "The Alley Cat" which I maintain is a better name. But I digress, because, now, it's a better club. I parked on the street.…

I REALLY missed this place! I moved to Miami where the clubs and girls can be amazing, but it puts a major dent in your wallet. This place is like the best dive bar/strip joint…

I have been meaning to check this place out for a long time, but I live in the Design District in Miami and Tootsie's is closer. I was at a driving range near Scarlet's on…

I was excited for the opening of this club since it's about 6 minutes from where I live and there are no other good clubs in the immediate area. I went on a Wednesday at…

Me and my friend checked this place out since it's actually near a golf range that we frequent. This place seems to have been remodeled recently, which is nice. The bar is comfy, and the…

This place is a bit different than what you normally find in Miami. I showed up at 8 and all the dancers are sitting talking to what I can only assume are regulars. I…

I came here looking to try a new club, and I was severely disappointed. I was looking for a place with a high Latina dancer ratio, and while I did find that here, the…

I just moved back to Miami and I can't say enough how much I missed this club. Most strip clubs here can be a serious money pit. Most clubs even want to charge you for…

As far as the clubs in cape canaveral and cocoa beach go, this place is reliable to a fault. It is nowhere near as nice as Lido, but the drink prices are reasonable,…

Lido was my first foray into finding better clubs that are relatively close to Orlando. Orlando's club scene is very tame, no touching and no nudity, so the 40 minute drive out to Cocoa Beach…

I am originally from Miami, and I now live in Orlando. We normally make the drive out to Tampa or Cocoa Beach in order to visit quality clubs. The Inner-Room Cabaret is by…