I came here looking to try...

I came here looking to try a new club, and I was severely disappointed. I was looking for a place with a high Latina dancer ratio, and while I did find that here, the actual club sucks. Like other reviews mention, the club is uncomfortable, crappy chairs etc, but these kind of things don't usually matter too much to me. You HAVE to pay $5 to park your own car, and then $10 to get in. Drink prices are high, $6 bud lights, $10 drinks, and they hound you to keep drinking. The girls walk around asking for tips, and they hound you for dances. They also make it really clear that there are extras in the champagne room. So I sit down, grab a drink, and at this point I'm $20 bucks down. After about 30 minutes at the stage handing out singles, a hot brunette with a perfect ass sits down next to me and asks if I want to buy here a drink. She was exactly what I was looking for so I tell her I'd rather buy a dance. When we get to the lap dance room she immediately sits on my lap and starts grinding. I'm about to ask here to wait until the next song starts (most dancers usually do this out of pure courtesy) but the next song starts after about 5 seconds so I let it go. Big mistake. The most boring lap dance I've ever had ensues, she literally does not change positions. I had to ask her to switch so I could see her ass, which is what I was most interested in, and then she just sits on my lap for the duration of the song. One song was enough for me, and I hand her $25 for the song. She tells me it was 2 songs, and I say no fucking way! She gets the bouncer and the bouncer not only informs that he was counting and he is sure it was 2 dances, but that the girl gets $25 and he gets $5 per song for watching the door to the room! In 3 minutes I lose $60. I paid, and left. I will never be coming back here again. There are plenty of better clubs in Miami.