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what odd/outrageous things you could tip a dancer

gothamyte
from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
why we gotta tip with money all the time?
As long as it fits in that garter belt, its all good, right?

$10 scratch off
$free movie pass to Black Panther

Pile on

30 comments

  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    Tip of your dick.
  • Papi_Chulo
    7 years ago
    Some weed
  • Uprightcitizen
    7 years ago
    Free club pass
    Gift card to your local bookstore
    An IOU note
    Monopoly "Get out of jail free" card
  • Papi_Chulo
    7 years ago
    Your digits
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    Some X box games to keep the boyfriend occupied while she give you a blowjob
  • Papi_Chulo
    7 years ago
    A nice dick-pic
  • Papi_Chulo
    7 years ago
    One of those stick-on tattoos
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    Some Chakken Fangers
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    Red Lobster Gift card.
  • gothamyte
    7 years ago
    An autographed picture of President Trump

    A coupon for free ice cream

  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    Olive Garden Gift-card
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    Grab her by the pussy
  • gothamyte
    7 years ago
    A pack of doublemint gum

    Two "Draw 4" Uno cards
  • Papi_Chulo
    7 years ago
    An empty Royal Crown bag
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    Fuzzy dice?
  • Papi_Chulo
    7 years ago
    A pitbull puppy
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    Offer to become her own personal “Cap’n Sav-A-Ho”
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    You could ask her to hold your drugs for safe keeping...

    I’ve never gotten mine back, which is odd.
  • galiziabob.sabbatical
    7 years ago
    Condoms
  • galiziabob.sabbatical
    7 years ago
    How about a mixed CD. One you burned yourself haha
  • galiziabob.sabbatical
    7 years ago
    A come to Jesus book
  • anon4231
    7 years ago
    @galiziabob: USED condoms. Like one of those weird Japanese pornos.
  • Clubber
    7 years ago
    Used pair of LDK pants!

    If you have a pair handy.
  • SirLapdancealot
    7 years ago
    I've tipped a $2 pack of Airheads candy for my ATF DS as a joke. She likes them.
  • jsully63
    7 years ago
    Baby oil
  • jackslash
    7 years ago
    Livestock.
  • galiziabob.sabbatical
    7 years ago
    Perfect @taxi driver
  • Chrisjenk94
    7 years ago
    1 share of Enron stock
  • NinaBambina
    7 years ago
    "The key card to your hotel room."
    I have gotten several of those. Usually from the drunkos at the end of the night, I make them think there is hope so they'll get more dances. Oops.

    Weed is a good tip, too. A blunt's worth is enough to make me happy. But I get guys to give me weed even if they don't get dances... I don't have a particularly good sense of smell, except for weed. I'll walk past a group of guys and turn around and be like, "who has the weed?" and then I find out, and then they give me some.

    I like collecting foreign currency, and traveling businessmen sometimes have some, but usually it's worth next to nothing unless it's a Euro or something. Usually it's more exotic money that isn't worth much, so it's more of a gift than a tip. For example, I have a 10,000 Korean Won a customer gave me from a business trip. It's worth a little over $9 USD. Lol.

    I once was getting rained on and then realized there was a piece of paper in the pile. I almost crumpled it up and threw it back into the crowd, then I looked and saw it was a casino slip voucher for $60. Cool. The casino is a 2 minute walk from my club and I didn't cash it in for like 6 months lol.
  • bang69
    7 years ago
    The number to the local drug rehab clinic, a lawyer's number
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