what odd/outrageous things you could tip a dancer

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gothamyte
why we gotta tip with money all the time?
As long as it fits in that garter belt, its all good, right?

$10 scratch off
$free movie pass to Black Panther

Pile on

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Free club pass
Gift card to your local bookstore
An IOU note
Monopoly "Get out of jail free" card
Some X box games to keep the boyfriend occupied while she give you a blowjob
One of those stick-on tattoos
Red Lobster Gift card.
An autographed picture of President Trump

A coupon for free ice cream

Olive Garden Gift-card
Grab her by the pussy
A pack of doublemint gum

Two "Draw 4" Uno cards
An empty Royal Crown bag
Offer to become her own personal “Cap’n Sav-A-Ho”
You could ask her to hold your drugs for safe keeping...

I’ve never gotten mine back, which is odd.
How about a mixed CD. One you burned yourself haha
A come to Jesus book
@galiziabob: USED condoms. Like one of those weird Japanese pornos.
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Clubber
Florida
7 years ago
Used pair of LDK pants!

If you have a pair handy.
I've tipped a $2 pack of Airheads candy for my ATF DS as a joke. She likes them.
Livestock.
Perfect @taxi driver
1 share of Enron stock
"The key card to your hotel room."
I have gotten several of those. Usually from the drunkos at the end of the night, I make them think there is hope so they'll get more dances. Oops.

Weed is a good tip, too. A blunt's worth is enough to make me happy. But I get guys to give me weed even if they don't get dances... I don't have a particularly good sense of smell, except for weed. I'll walk past a group of guys and turn around and be like, "who has the weed?" and then I find out, and then they give me some.

I like collecting foreign currency, and traveling businessmen sometimes have some, but usually it's worth next to nothing unless it's a Euro or something. Usually it's more exotic money that isn't worth much, so it's more of a gift than a tip. For example, I have a 10,000 Korean Won a customer gave me from a business trip. It's worth a little over $9 USD. Lol.

I once was getting rained on and then realized there was a piece of paper in the pile. I almost crumpled it up and threw it back into the crowd, then I looked and saw it was a casino slip voucher for $60. Cool. The casino is a 2 minute walk from my club and I didn't cash it in for like 6 months lol.
The number to the local drug rehab clinic, a lawyer's number
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