Humble Bragging
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Everything written by this member is a fact.
This forum has to have one of the highest percentage of humble braggers (and many not so humble) on the net.
Just a few examples of what contributors brag about:
Cumming in their pants in the fewest songs imaginable
Paying a lot or a little for a prostitute to have sex with them
I'd drive further than anyone to pay to see tits.
Just a few examples of what contributors brag about:
Cumming in their pants in the fewest songs imaginable
Paying a lot or a little for a prostitute to have sex with them
I'd drive further than anyone to pay to see tits.
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I was really referring to how much or how little is paid
The guy in the white polyester suit locking down the hottest bouncer in the joint
The guy in the white polyester suit locking down the hottest strippers born before Saturday Night Fever was a hit.
BTW - I have 278 Trusts but you never see me post anything about having 278 Trusts - b/c I keeps it real (btw that was 278 - just in case you missed-it the first time - 278 - ok sorry; but yeah 278)
278? Really?
Fucking strippers then my ex comes over and sucks off the pussy juice
*pops collar*
I know some y'all here paid at $300, for the clap...suckkassssss
Shit...Are there any more strippers left who were born before SNF was a hit? Because they're old asses need to retire yesterday
yo, that $150 i paid for chlamydia INCLUDED the $20 into the club and $10 VIP cover...
#humb#humblybragging
*hits the dab*
I'm not gonna brag after years of not knowing exactly how to pay hookers for sex, to stumbling on and then improving on the System (38% of the time in two visits)
What's there to brag about..
Because to that's nothing I would think is worth bragging about.
Boy, I've been so busy lately with all this new business at work that I could only manage two OTC sessions this week. I had to turn down 2 dancers, and they were both solid 9+'s.
See?
Something like that?
I’d do a threesome with me and those two 10s but my stripper GF would get jealous.
As dickroman would say.
ROTFLMFAO
lol
A really good humblebrag involves sounding modest but actually including subtext that everybody understands. Like saying "I went to a small college in Hanover" or "a small college in New Haven" instead of bragging that you went to Dartmouth or Yale.
"I can cum after only one lapdance" is brilliant, because you can have fun for little money, but it is neither humble nor a brag.
"I find the cheapest hookers I can" is neither humble nor a brag. It is more sad. And likely unhygienic!
I’ll go to Subway and get a $5 foot long - and flip the counter guy a $20 - just to show I can waste my money!!!
I would never brag about how much or little I paid. I mention the money amounts purely as information as everyone seems to want to know that info. But I do like to brag about getting in on with a spectacularly beautiful woman. Even if did pay for it.
I am especially proud of my recent performance in TJ. I'm in my 50's, and I was capable of having sex 7 times in the span of less than 36 hours. I can't tell my wife that. I can't tell my friends that. I'm not even going to tell my brother that. So I come on here to tell that .
Did I do it right?
“Women Need Orgasm Too! Guys this isn’t rocket science. If you weren’t so lazy and selfish, you could easily please the girls you are with. They do it for you and they deserve to feel good too!”
There’s no real advice there. The real purpose is to show that you aren’t lazy and selfish and that you do care ab pleasing women.
Or this one that we often see on Facebook:
“Have Some Damn Manners! Ugh. I was just walking along, minding my own business (and not dressed slutty at all) and these rude frat boys in a BMW pulled up and called me gorgeous and invited me to a party! Eew! What creeps! Please don’t try to holler at me, when you don’t even know me. I have a man!”
The point being to brag that she was hit on, without admitting that she found it flattering. No one puts out a “Stop asking if I’m pregnant” rant.
And, if we're being honest, almost none of the "bragging" that occurs here would be a source of pride anywhere except within the small petri dish that is TUSCL.
Imagine walking up to people in the supermarket and saying "Hey! I created a cum puddle in my pants in under two songs!" or "You wouldn't believe the price I got on OTC anal with a stripper who's 3 months behind on rent and lives with a guy who punches her! "
In almost all settings other than this, our behavior would be considered somewhere between abhorrent and sadly pathetic (hence our moniker).
As always, I don't exclude myself from from these opinions.
Hmmmmmm...
... fine.
It's a fair point.
What we really need to talk about is @twenty-five’s bullying
I wouldn't even consider that humble bragging. You're stating that you have self-control like a responsible human being. Therefore, you're able to continue enjoying your hobby for a long time. That's the kind of feedback that would be encouraging to see for other members since you're sharing your experience. I see nothing wrong with that and saying something like this
Wow, Cash! Only $5? That's like, only half of what Viagra costs!!!!!
Right. Trust Vince to do it rong.