Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

A Fresh Look at a Fixture in Arlington VA

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MondoGoGo
Mar 13, 2017, 8:38 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Honestly, it's been several years since I stepped over the threshold and into the Crystal City Restaurant mostly because the clubs here in Northern Virginia are not flesh friendly and extras are rarer than a politician who tells the truth.

In this case I found myself in Crystal City with time on my hands so I decided to stop by the Crystal City Restaurant for lunch and a look-see. My first thought was that it was bigger than I remembered but that is probably partly due to the small size of the clubs in DC which I frequent. The second observation was I'm the only customer here, which wasn't actually true because a couple people were in a glass enclosed room that I assume was set aside as a smoking section.

The first dancer on stage was a tall chocolate colored lass with a nice ass and a sultry look. Her set ended almost as soon as I was seated so I didn't get much more than a passing glance at her "features". Very soon after I sat down she was at table looking for a tip as is the custom here in the south. I gave her a couple singles and she smiled at me before heading off to solicit tips from the guys in the smoking section. The next dancer was not my type at all but I am sure that there are those of you who would probably appreciate her assets. She was short, probably 4'10", and stocky or perhaps rotund is a better description, but she had huge breasts so there's that. I gave her a buck too and then the next dancer took the stage.

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