Reviews by mitedino

Stopped in Thursday around 5:30. Parking lot was pretty full when I pulled up but the club was kinda empty. People must've been in the Dog House Bar next door hitting the after…

The Blue Flame serves a specific niche, which is best described as "rap video extraordinaire," and as long as you know what to expect, it's all good. The women were all black, with the…

I consider DV Lakewood to be firmly middle of the road for Washington. If it's your first time, expect a $20 evening cover charge, "free" sodas and water (no booze in WA state clubs)…

Super-mediocre. It's not the worst place in the world, but on this particular Thursday night visit it was nothing to write home about either. The Seahawks had just won, so I was expecting…

I visited BW for the first time on a Sunday night and it was a trip I'll never forget. -$20 cover charge at 11 pm ( the website says $10 cover on Sundays before 10…

Synn COI is about a 25 minute drive east of downtown LA with no traffic. I went around 10:00 on a Monday night, so getting there was a breeze. It was my first…

There's a lot to like about MV, but I'll start with what I thought was missing - stick shifting. I should have 50% of hands at least graze my junk if I'm paying over…

Shift changes in strip clubs can be good or bad depending on the day and the club. I got here around 7:45pm, paid my $20 entry fee, and got a quick glimpse of the…

Far be it from me to tell you what to do with your money, but guys, stop paying these chicks $40 per dance! I visited on a Monday afternoon in mid-February, paid the $10…

I visited DV Lakewood on a Friday evening between 5:45 and 7:00. If you're coming from the south at this time of the day, you might have to wait a while to turn into…

Stopped by The Museum (lots of pretty things to look at, but by g-d don't touch anything!) on a Monday night after a big win by the home team, and as expected, the place was…

I visited Baby Dolls late on a Wednesday night, and overall, I was pleased with my first visit. If you aren't from Dallas and are visiting the Dallas-area strip clubs for the first time,…

Dreamgirl's at Ricks is well located in between two other north end clubs: Deja Vu Lake City and Pandora's. This is one of the best things about this club -- if you don't like…

Overall this is a fairly standard Seattle-area club. This shouldn't be surprising since it's corporately owned. Apparently it's the oldest Deja Vu in the state - the DJ said they're celebrating 30 years…

I hate to be a parrot, but I agree with the others who note the inconsistency of the experience here. First I'll note the basics: with no traffic the club is about 15 mins…

Friday night at Strokers - $20 entry around 11pm, but free parking in the large "strip center" lot in front of the club. If you don't like black women and hip-hop music you'll be…

Get there soon after opening and avoid the valet fee. I arrived on a Sunday afternoon about 30 minutes after opening and parked in the lot for free before the valet guys arrived and…

I love the fact that this club and the other two strip clubs on Hwy 522 have very discreet parking available in back of the building and away from the main road. But do…

I was there with a group, so your solo experience may vary. The club is in a retail strip center, so after normal business hours there is plenty of free parking to be had.…

Visited on a Thursday night during March Madness (more on this later). As everyone knows, free parking in a discreet lot behind the club and $20 entry at night. Even got carded which…

This place is a world-class dump (physically), but is one of those joints you just can't help loving if you don't need the caliber of woman that dances at Penthouse (they are hot; these girls…

Goldrush is okay, but other than for token variety there really isn't anything special about the club. Access and visibility from I-85 are great if you are near the airport. If you are…

Maybe a bit better than the standard Washington Deja Vu corporate vibe. Mostly white women, with 1 or 2 black women and more Asians (6) than I have seen dancing at any one Washington…

If you like your girls inked then nights at the Tukwila DV are for you. I was here late on a Thursday night. Left the club a little before midnight. The parking…

After parking in the huge lot, paying the $20 cover, walking in and settling down I was more impressed with the quality of the girls than expected. I'll admit I had low expectations as…