The Atlanta Museum of Modern Art

Stopped by The Museum (lots of pretty things to look at, but by g-d don't touch anything!) on a Monday night after a big win by the home team, and as expected, the place was jumping. (Fans of both teams were well-represented going by the number of different jerseys, etc., being worn, and everyone seemed to get along.) There was the rare second Monday night game on too, and it was being shown on the massive screens at the "beginning" of the main room. As for the damage totals, $3 valet parking, $12 night time cover, and $6 domestic light beers to go with your $10 table top or table side - don't call them "lap" - dances for those of you who like air dances. There's a lot of good info in the other reviews of the club, but I'll rehash a few highlights.

First, the Cheetah is a proper gentleman's club. Clean and well-appointed, with plenty of space, great lighting, and a really clear sound system as far as strip clubs go. After you pay at the front desk, you hook a left, head toward a frosted glass door with prox card reader access and, unless you've ponied up the extra cash to get in the VIP section of the club, hook another left and head straight towards the main floor. You'll pass the men's room on your way, and it's large and relatively clean. The main floor is pretty big -- one bar and the steak restaurant Alluvia will be to your right, the main stages/runways will be straight ahead, and a second bar will be behind the stage farthest from the entry hallway leading from the door to the main floor. And by the way, Alluvia has the best damn food I've ever had at a strip club.

Second, the Cheetah has the best looking strippers in Atlanta if you like girls that are young and fit. The club posts up-to-date photos of some of their dancers on the website that the DJ said gets updated regularly, and they're high-quality pics that show faces so you know what you're getting. Later in the evening when they brought the girls out in black dresses for a 2-for-1 review, I stopped counting at 50 girls (the DJ said that had 100 working, but no way were they all there that night). I noticed a few girls with fake tiddies, and there were 3 or 4 thick girls (definitely not fat, just more legs and ass than most), but the vast majority of the girls were young, slim, and all natural. In my opinion this is where the Cheetah really shines. The girls are really attractive. I'm talking Maxim and Playboy quality girls (literally). Even though the place was packed, we managed to grab seats at the first bar and sort of enjoy the show. There were so many people in the club that it turned into standing room only later in the night and the sheer number of dudes standing around made it tough to grab girls for dances. The runways/platforms where the girls dance will often have 5 girls who basically just shimmy in place, and occasionally switch positions with each other.