Go to say you went...

There's a lot to like about MV, but I'll start with what I thought was missing - stick shifting. I should have 50% of hands at least graze my junk if I'm paying over $20 a dance, but nothing doing. Maybe it was just me/the 4 girls I got dances from, but I got a little bit of "sliding the leg and knee up and down the middle," but no stick shifting with hands. The girls are all in shape and there were at least three 8s and a handful of 7s, but for $25/dance I need a bit of stick shifting, too.

I went on a Sunday evening, and there were still (free) parking spaces in the MV lot. On this particular night Dale Mabry was reduced to only one lane in each direction due to road construction, so getting in and out took a bit longer than it should have. There was a bouncer in the parking lot when I pulled in, so that was nice (although he later spent most of the night inside). Cover was $20 and they stamp your hand for ins-and-outs. A bottle of water was $3. (No alcohol served - only O'Douls, water, soda, and juices.) When I arrived just before 10pm it was fairly dead - not what I was expecting given the MV hype, but probably not out of the ordinary since it was late Sunday night. There were probably less than 10 customers and about 10 dancers that I saw at least for the first hour.

A few more girls came in during my time there, and around 11:15 the seats around the stage went from empty to completely full after two groups came in. The girls were attractive - mostly white, with about half having bolt-ons, along with a 4'11 Latina and three blacks. None were overweight and essentially all had good bodies if you like your women on the slim-to-athletic side. Except for the 4'11 Latina with the boyish body (she probably weighed less than 90lbs), all of the girls I talked to were personable and friendly.