Reviews

We pause from bracketology on the discussion board to bring you a review of a trip I made to Polekatz in recent weeks. This one was odd because I felt like I got ripped off,…

6 yrs ago1

Atlantis

Ford Heights, IL

Interesting Change-Up

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I'm starting to feel like the best thing one can do when reviewing these clubs is to compare them to other possible local options when one is familiar with those other options. That said, my…

7 yrs ago5

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

Continues to be a mixed bag

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Gold Room has its good points and its bad points. Walking you through a single visit is probably enough to outline both. The club is easy enough to find, about 10 minutes south of O'Hare…

7 yrs ago

The Geisha House

Madison, WI

On a busy night, creepy other customers make for a bad time

★★★★★★★3.3/10

For all the rave reviews of the Geisha House here, it's important to emphasize the place isn't perfect. Here are the big takeaways I had from a recent trip: If you pick a time that's…

7 yrs ago2

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, WI

Not My Favorite

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I don't club much in Milwaukee much anymore, even though it is my home base. If I had to recommend a Milwaukee club to anyone, I'd probably start with OTB or Silk's original location on…

7 yrs ago

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, WI

Worth the occasional peek, but little more

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Silk Madison serves its purpose when you consider what Madison's other options are. In Madison, you can basically do one of four things if you want to see naked women: 1. Go out into rural Sun…

7 yrs ago2

Elysium

Detroit, MI

Still Gets The Job Done

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I try to get to Detroit once or twice a year, literally only for the clubbing. Detroit offers the opportunity to do things other Midwest cities don't, so it becomes a destination. On a trip…

7 yrs ago3

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

It just kinda is

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Bristol is the kind of place I think you only seek out if you have a reason. To be totally honest, if you're of the mind to procure adult services in Madison and you have…

7 yrs ago3

The Geisha House

Madison, WI

Worth A Shot

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Decided to make my second-ever visit to The Geisha Bath House a few weeks back on a Friday afternoon. This was before our nation's leadership decided to be a giant buzzkill about such things online,…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

A Crapshoot, As Always

Had a Friday off from work a few weeks ago, so decided to venture toward Madison to see might be out in that direction. Decided on Club Bristol because of my last trip. In my…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

Making Progress

I was in the Windy City for a full weekend, so I decided to try and make the most of it by first visiting a CF at Scores. Unfortunately, though, I think I've worn out…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, IL

Still A Fan

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Scores has settled back into being my favorite stop on the club tour. It has just the right balance of a number of factors. Went on a Saturday. Got in around 10:45 p.m. or so.…

8 yrs ago4

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

Bad Timing

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

While I've been trying to take a break from clubbing, it's tough not to pay a visit to an old favorite when out on the road, especially when I know it's a place I don't…

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, WI

New Management, Similar Results

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Was passing through this neck of the woods, so figured I'd stop in and see if the fall has brought any new or better talent out. Arrived to signage on the outside that says "Under…

Stars Cabaret

Neenah, WI

Maybe Northern Wisconsin's Best Option

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

"Up North Wisconsin" is defined differently by just about every person you ask in the Great Lakes states, but it's generally agreed that once you get above, say, Manitowoc, you're there, even if you're in…

8 yrs ago2

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, WI

The thrill isn't gone, but it was missing

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

When one thinks of Milwaukee, or southeastern Wisconsin, strip clubs, Silk is the first one that comes to mind. Folks with long memories and few actual club visits might say Heartbreakers because of the plane…

9 yrs ago1

Coliseum

Detroit, MI

Not My Scene

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Detroit, obviously, has a lot of strip club options, and is notorious for being far less restrictive club-wise than just about anyplace else in the country. In a city with this many choices, it's important…

9 yrs ago1

Elysium

Detroit, MI

Off-Night

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

For the first time in what I think is now five visits to The Penthouse Club, or an average of about one a year, I walked away unsatisfied, having not even taken a dancer for…

9 yrs ago2

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, WI

YMMV

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Stopped out a few weeks ago on a Saturday night. Took me by a little by surprise. TNT is a club in the middle of nowhere, not unlike its competition, The Hardware Store in Clyman…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

Has Potential

Decided to change things up and check out Gold Club for the first time. I have been a fan of Scores for a long time and have met some amazing dancers at PoleKatz, so I…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, IN

Goddamn It So Much

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I first visited Brad's about eight or nine years ago or so. Got some stunningly good dances from some hot ladies. I had my first OTC experience at Brad's about six years ago. Blew my…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, WI

Plenty of Options

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I've worked Silk back into my semi-regular rotation on occasion and it's been for a specific reason: Variety. I find the selection of girls at Silk to be better and more diverse when making multiple…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, WI

Mitigating Factors Mar Visit

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

For as great as this place can be for a customer, it can be annoying if a few factors come together like they did for me the other night. I ended up having my first…