Reviews

I wasn't excited to spend time in Chicago recently due to reasons not worth getting into here, but I was able to make five club visits when there. 1. Gold Room, Thursday night 2. Scores, Thursday…

Hi kids. Let's talk about Atlantis. If my opening tone seems simplistic, that's because there's not going to be a heck of a lot to tell you in this review. You're going to have to…

We pause from bracketology on the discussion board to bring you a review of a trip I made to Polekatz in recent weeks. This one was odd because I felt like I got ripped off,…

I'm starting to feel like the best thing one can do when reviewing these clubs is to compare them to other possible local options when one is familiar with those other options. That said, my…

Gold Room has its good points and its bad points. Walking you through a single visit is probably enough to outline both. The club is easy enough to find, about 10 minutes south of O'Hare…

For all the rave reviews of the Geisha House here, it's important to emphasize the place isn't perfect. Here are the big takeaways I had from a recent trip: If you pick a time that's…

I don't club much in Milwaukee much anymore, even though it is my home base. If I had to recommend a Milwaukee club to anyone, I'd probably start with OTB or Silk's original location on…

Silk Madison serves its purpose when you consider what Madison's other options are. In Madison, you can basically do one of four things if you want to see naked women: 1. Go out into rural Sun…

I try to get to Detroit once or twice a year, literally only for the clubbing. Detroit offers the opportunity to do things other Midwest cities don't, so it becomes a destination. On a trip…

Bristol is the kind of place I think you only seek out if you have a reason. To be totally honest, if you're of the mind to procure adult services in Madison and you have…

Decided to make my second-ever visit to The Geisha Bath House a few weeks back on a Friday afternoon. This was before our nation's leadership decided to be a giant buzzkill about such things online,…

Had a Friday off from work a few weeks ago, so decided to venture toward Madison to see might be out in that direction. Decided on Club Bristol because of my last trip. In my…