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Reviews

review
published 5 yrs ago
Covid Schmovid
reviewed by
TommyMoney

8.7

Was there Fri., June 19, place has been reopened for a couple weeks; other than some plexiglass surrounding the small stage, no signs of the virus encroaching on the monger experience could be found. Absolutely…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Seriously, place always has the vibe of a morgue
reviewed by
TommyMoney

3.7

Always perfunctory, never wild, and very few patrons are the norm. Stopped in a few Saturdays ago to see if anything has changed... uh, nope... same ol same ol. Perfunctory to a tee.

Not to say…

review
published 7 yrs ago
I guess I'm a bit of a masochist, cuz...
reviewed by
TommyMoney

3.0

... cuz seriously, as a Strip Club: THIS. CLUB. BLOWS. DONKEY. DIKK. Straight up truth. It's horrible.. simply God-awful.

Actually, I'm a sentimentalist that remembers how great this club use to be a long, long time…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Piper Saves The Night!
reviewed by
TommyMoney

7.0

Pulled in @11:30pm this past Saturday and, initially, looked like another all-too-common Massachusetts strip club bust (bored dancers not full stripping on stage, going through perfunctory motions). $6 cover & $6 draft is fine, with…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Disappointing... Why Don't Girls Get Nude @ Nude Club?
reviewed by
TommyMoney

6.0

Didn't suck, but was far from great. I really hate the culture that has become the norm for Mass strip clubs; nude club never guarantees you'll see full nudity on stage. Sure, a couple dancers…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Strippers Won't Get Nude, Topless Only
reviewed by
TommyMoney

2.7

Was there last Saturday night for an hour and a half, didn't see one gal take off bottoms onstage... not 1. Reminded me why I don't go to Springfield clubs all that often, anymore. Can't…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Same ol same ol
reviewed by
TommyMoney

6.7

They don't try very hard here; continues to disappoint. If you don't have Zarah (she changed her name, not sure new one) or a couple other specific girls working that night, you won't see very…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Still clueless, needs to return to 90's STANDARDS
reviewed by
TommyMoney

5.3

What can I say? I want to like this place... but can't. Girls w/attitude that don't want to strip on stage (topless, might get a flash if you're really lucky)... just want to hustle the…

review
published 10 yrs ago
Not very good. Advertise Amateur night...
reviewed by
TommyMoney

6.0

Not very good. Advertise Amateur night (2/12) then don't even have it. No explanation given to customers there, this after a $10 cover. WTF? Only a couple of the house girls working full nude --…

review
published 10 yrs ago
It's an indictment on all Mass...
reviewed by
TommyMoney

6.0

It's an indictment on all Mass strip clubs that MG is rated "#1". OMFG what a joke. Strip club is pretty much an oxymoron here as topless is about the best you'll get on stage;…

review
published 11 yrs ago
As a Topless Bar: GOOD. As...
reviewed by
TommyMoney

6.3

As a Topless Bar: GOOD. As a nude club: BAD. It amazes me the number of customers that don't hold MG accountable and just accept the predominately topless only crap; this is Massachusetts, after all...…

review
published 11 yrs ago
First time in and I did...
reviewed by
TommyMoney

4.7

First time in and I did not like this club in any way. Small cramped place, uncomfortable seating, broke asses taking up the small bar eating pizza while spending/contributing NOTHING. Me and this lone other…