Seriously, place always has the vibe of a morgue

Always perfunctory, never wild, and very few patrons are the norm. Stopped in a few Saturdays ago to see if anything has changed... uh, nope... same ol same ol. Perfunctory to a tee.

Not to say some pleasant gals don't work here... cuz they do. It's just the culture here for ages: this club will NEVER be "off the hook" on any night or time... NEVER, EVER. It's just been a rather boring cookie-cutter strip club forever (uh, where about 1/2 to 2/3 will indeed get naked on stage... but always 1 or 2 or 3 holdouts refusing to believe that they actually work at a strip club and, instead, give a PG-13 performance).

As previously mentioned, the best value here are the floor lappers; obviously not private, but absolutely the best bang for your buck. TRUTH. Unfortunately, not all the girlies work the floor... so you're shit-outta-luck if the chick you're eyeing just bounces off the stage and disappears. Which frequently happens: in which case, you'll have to line up your conventional lapper when she's on stage or just bouncing off (in the back booths, where a pre-tip is expected that matches the $ of the dance). Fortunately, this night there was 1 dancer that gave decent effort with the floor mini-laps... and she got rewarded for it. You think some other girlies would take note and hit the floor?... lol, yeah, right.