As a Topless Bar: GOOD. As...

As a Topless Bar: GOOD. As a nude club: BAD. It amazes me the number of customers that don't hold MG accountable and just accept the predominately topless only crap; this is Massachusetts, after all... suppose to be all nude. I suppose it has a lot to do with the number of women patrons that are in the club. This is the most couple-friendly club you're likely to ever see. As a result, instead of a rip-roaring nude club, you get a (most nights) fairly tame topless revue.

On a recent weekend night, 2 squirrelly looking guys (looked like drug dealers, tbh) were just throwing bundles of wadded up bills on stage and the girls weren't doing much of anything to reciprocate their generosity. I saw 5 consecutive girls get ~ $100 each and not a one got naked. 3 got topless, 2 took off... (unbelievably)... NOTHING. Here's the thing, guys: When you give the girls money for nothing, that's what they'll continue to give you. Oh well, those 2 were bombed-out-of-their-minds-higher-than-a-kite so they probably woke up the next day forgetting they were even at MG. And so it goes...

A few good girls running around MG giving you value, but not many. You might hit a lucky night, chances far greater you won't. Of course, some customers happy as a lark to see titties only so all's good with them. But the facts are: business is down from its glory days when it actually was a rip-roaring nude club. Many of my friends stopped going... fact. MG just stopped being a fun place for them.