Strippers Won't Get Nude, Topless Only

Was there last Saturday night for an hour and a half, didn't see one gal take off bottoms onstage... not 1. Reminded me why I don't go to Springfield clubs all that often, anymore. Can't see a vagina onstage if your life depended on it. If you do see 1 by some miraculous stroke of luck, consider it an anomaly and a lucky night, and pat yourself on the back for your serendipity that you saw the equivalent of a unicorn.

Decent crowd, most (if not all) were tipping stage dancers... didn't matter. Typical do-nothing girlies wanting money-for-nothing. They should play that Dire Straits/Sting song on an endless loop in all of Jimmy's clubs. If you guys only knew what Jimmy's clubs were like in the 90's (wall-to-wall constant full nakedness onstage)... well, your jaws would drop. What we get for a long time now is nothing more than Cinemax-style stripping. As Trump would say/tweet: "SAD!"

And I'm a ~30yr vet of all of Santaniello's clubs. I've dropped over 150k (easily) in Jimmy's clubs doing everything there was to do there in everyplace it was to be done in all his clubs (probably paid for Jr.'s drum lessons, ffs); but for a long time now, when I go, which isn't very often these days... I take a perverse delight in spending a minimal amount because I refuse to be ripped off. Refuse to entertain me onstage while stripping, I'll refuse to hand over my considerable amount of cash. Simple as that, girlies. SORRY.