I guess I'm a bit of a masochist, cuz...

... cuz seriously, as a Strip Club: THIS. CLUB. BLOWS. DONKEY. DIKK. Straight up truth. It's horrible.. simply God-awful.

Actually, I'm a sentimentalist that remembers how great this club use to be a long, long time ago (Sixty Minute Man, you still out there, brotha? Am…