I guess I'm a bit of a masochist, cuz...

... cuz seriously, as a Strip Club: THIS. CLUB. BLOWS. DONKEY. DIKK. Straight up truth. It's horrible.. simply God-awful.

Actually, I'm a sentimentalist that remembers how great this club use to be a long, long time ago (Sixty Minute Man, you still out there, brotha? Am I right or am I right? NIKKI RULES etched in stall... those were the days). I made the mistake of coming here twice, recently... once on a Wednesday few weeks ago and then returned that following Saturday night. Yeah, I might have suffered a mental lapse to even give it a second shot after the weeknight debacle, but hey... I'm an Army vet... possible PTSD?... give a guy a break.

I walked in the Wednesday night to see ZERO dancers on stage, about 5 patrons sitting at the bar, and about 4 dancers milling around doing absolutely nothing. Took a quick wizz to relieve myself of some already rented beer, came out to stand by the bar for 5 minutes and be ignored by the gal behind the bar... who had her back turned talking to some unkempt dude. The dancers proceeded to do zip... nada. Not a hint of even possibly getting up on stage. After about 7 minutes of being ignored barside, I walked out... but not without waving the 1k I had on me (I literally waved it at the doorman/manager) and loudly shouted at him as I zipped by him to the door to leave: "You're running a shitshow here, no girls up on stage. Brilliant!" (as I'm waving the cash)