Same ol same ol
They don't try very hard here; continues to disappoint. If you don't have Zarah (she changed her name, not sure new one) or a couple other specific girls working that night, you won't see very much onstage pussywise, just lingerie bottoms. Boring as hell. Zarah is great, tho -- always gives you your money's worth, Full naked. Couple other girls solid, too. Rest are ROBS, want money for nothin' and they appear to be miserable during their set (if they even bother to get up onstage). Mgt couldn't give a shit about onstage performance so there's that to always look forward to as a patron; no pesky improvements to look forward to so at least one can always count on consistent banality. YEAH, YOU GO GRAS!
Have to laugh regarding all the half-ass promotions MG tries to run these days to stave off lost business (Fri/Sat still busy to an extent, not nearly like glory days, tho). Dopey poker tournament promotion and other stupid shit that no real strip club aficionado gives a rat's ass about -- all we really want to see is GOOD LOOKING GIRLS FULL NAKED. Pretty simple, even tho MG Mgt treats it like quantum theory in its difficulty to figure out. YEAH, YOU GO GRAS!
They have some dopey flashback anniversary thing coming up where they're gonna play 70's music @ 7, 80's music @ 8, 90's music @ ah, well, you get the picture... clever peeps those MG'ers. *yawn* -- hey, here's an out-of-the-box idea: How bout instead, have the girls strip full naked for the entire sets like they use to back in the 70's, 80's and 90's?... I guarantee you more patrons would enjoy that far more and spend $ and want to be return customers if they DID THAT instead of caring about playing fukkin Aerosmith, ffs. Hell, I would actually pay a $25 cover and 2 drink minimum requirement if the girls were guaranteed to go buck naked for their sets like they *always* did back in the old days. You want an anniversary party that peeps would actually give a shit about?... do THAT, you MG fools. Oh wait, I forgot... this is reality and not a dream of yesteryear. OK... go forth and play your Aerosmith and Bon Jovi, that's exciting. *yawn* YEAH, YOU GO GRAS!
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