Reviews

I stopped by here last week before Thanksgiving.

The club was closed, and the neon "Skinn" sign was taken down.

I have since seen an advertisement for an upcoming "Club Tease" on the same site…

This is a compendium of about a half-dozen visits to Skinn over the last six months, all in the afternoon and on various days of the week.

My first visit was on a Wednesday around…

I stopped in last Friday for the NBA finals. I was actually trying to go to one of the other clubs in Elizabeth - Nardones/Angels and Exotics - but both were inexplicably closed (on a…

I was in Paterson for work and had heard about this club (and seen pictures on instagram), so stopped in for a beer.

I was immediately surprised by how small the place was. It had…

I came through on a Wednesday mid-afternoon two weeks ago after dropping a friend at the airport. The club was easy to find with GPS, and parking wasn't a problem. I was hoping to find…

After a slew of daytime visits in which I always found one or two women of color (usually hot) in rotation, my last several times here have been different; the girls were all white-as-white-can-be latinas…

After my last couple of positive afternoon visits here, I had some time on my hands Monday afternoon and stopped in around 3:30.

Selena (?), the friendly light-skinned latina with enormous tits was there, mostly…

I stopped by for a quick drink last Thursday, not really expecting anything special. It turned out to be a going away party for one of the girls who was going back to Brazil. So…

I was in town on business last week, and so decided to stop by the famous House (formerly the Penthouse, DC's only family-owned strip club) after being away for a number of years. It has…

I had been here a few times in the past (always during day shift, and over a span of several years), and although the place was a bit rundown and low-key, I always managed to…

I stopped into VIPs on Monday night on my way back from work to see if the weeknight talent was any different from the day. I arrived at about 11PM, and the club certainly…

I'm not sure if the experience here is going downhill, or if I just picked a bad day.

I arrived around 3:00, and the club had just opened. For the first half-hour, there…