Posts by mikeya02

When your cable goes out, you feel things suck When you feel things suck, you join TUSCL When you join TUSCL, you tell people how to think and act When you tell people how to think and act,…

Q: Why are there no double homicides in Poland? A: The perp always holds the gun to his head and says, "after I shoot myself, you're next!" Not pc, but what the heck

Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch hooker videos backwards? A: They like the part where the girl gives the money back

I just found out IRS agents are being trained with semi-automatic weapons. What reasoning is behind this? Shouldn't they be armed with pens and laptops?

Is it; "Excuse me. Does this smell like chloroform?"

Was it a stripper or escort? Stripper or escort? Civi girl or wife? For me it was two beautiful civi girls; fun at first, then bullshit city. Even got threatened to get shot!

A Chinese wife was feeling frisky one night. She told her husband, "you want 69 tonight"? He said, "What! Beef and broccoli again"?

Q: What's the difference between a thief and Juice? A: A thief will steal your meth, but Juice will steal your meth and then help you look for it!

Juice, Alucard, a duck, and a blonde walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? Some kind of fucking joke?"