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Q: Why are there no double homicides in Poland?

A: The perp always holds the gun to his head and says, "after I shoot myself, you're next!"

Not pc, but what the heck

Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch hooker videos backwards?

A: They like the part where the girl gives the money back

I just found out IRS agents are being trained with semi-automatic weapons. What reasoning is behind this? Shouldn't they be armed with pens and laptops?

Is it;
"Excuse me. Does this smell like chloroform?"

Was it a stripper or escort?
Stripper or escort?
Civi girl or wife?
For me it was two beautiful civi girls; fun at first, then bullshit city. Even got threatened to get shot!

A Chinese wife was feeling frisky one night.
She told her husband, "you want 69 tonight"?
He said, "What! Beef and broccoli again"?

Q: What's the difference between a thief and Juice?
A: A thief will steal your meth, but Juice will steal your meth and then help you look for it!

Juice, Alucard, a duck, and a blonde walked into a bar.
The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? Some kind of fucking joke?"