Posts by mikeya02

Juice is a fag! LMFAO!!

Mine is Roberto Clemente. 4 time batting champ with a freaking rocket arm. The accuracy and velocity of his throws were unreal.

I was wishing pizza was served in my club and then thought what you guys think is the best pizza in the land. Out here we have a N.Y. Bronx pizzaria that seems to be…

A man's wife is being tested for her sickness. The man asks the doc whats wrong with her. The doc says, "it's tricky, either alzheimers or HIV." The man says, "omg, what should I do?" The doc says, "next…

I hardly get any, but the first was from some guy who said he went to the same club as I. Wanted to know if we could club together and talk about which girls put…

Q: Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A: The guy who can carry 10 doughnuts and 2 cups of coffee at the same time.

Superman was flying one day when he noticed Wonder Women lying naked on the beach, moaning with pleasure. Superman unzipped his super boner and rushed down to super penatrate her. Boy, was the Invisible Man sure surprised!

I asked before, but there's a lot of newer posters now. Me? I've heard Tommy Lee Jones a few times.

Steve Miller: "big ol wet vaginer" Any other funny rock lyrics?