Posts by mikeya02

The guy behind the counter says, " you must be a stripper " " What a stereotypical statement " says the girl. "Is it because I'm blonde and have big tits?" " Well no" says the counter guy. "You think only strippers buy…

....are one of the greatest things ever...this is in honor of Slickspics spectacular photo gallery (RIP) http://thechive.com/2012/09/19/girls-in-the-kitchen-its-not-sexist-its-just-hot-42-photos/

Here is a joke I made up. You will not find it anywhere....... Q: What magic words would a magician use if he also did breast enlargements? A: Breast-o, change-o!

It is awesome. This guy is a true man of words. The volumes of his diary must number in the thousands. ,,,lol

When she dates, they ought to keep the guys on their toes.... http://www.laugh18.com/safest-and-luckiest-kid-in-the-world/

...and you got this? https://www.flickr.com/photos/127324099@N02/15996639924/

Hopefully, wipe guy will learn and move on....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!

I guess so....I try to keep any dork comments light-hearted... http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanamassey/fuck-you-pay-me?fb_action_ids=10206004787181829&fb_action_types=og.shares&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B762179247211249%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.shares%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D#.mgl81QG9j

I did not know so many hotties were shredding on guitar.....I like it,..... and I'm jealous https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgdRoBluNPk

At the end he said, "I need a semen,a urine, and a stool sample" I said, "Hey doc, I'm in a hurry, how about I leave you my underwear?"

I watched a movie where a guy was called a "fucking retard", and both words were silenced. It was on FX. Really?