Posts by JohnSmith69

The bacon shake. http://usat.ly/1tDf5o2

Every few days we get a post from some guy who has either just signed up for the site, or posted 1-2 reviews in the past ten years, who asks some version of “what’s the…

John works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she surprises him with a trip for both…

I've been with the ATF for about 4 months now. I really thought that I had found a mythical creature in her -- a stripper with no stripper shit. She seemed to have…

Talked to the ATF last night at the club about bringing one of her friends along for this weeks OTC date. I got dances from the friend last night and I liked her.…

Your camel has more teeth than your wives. Your wives would be in elementary school except that you kill women who learn to read. You recently had a crush on your neighbor's goat. You consider television dangerous, but…

How many of you are active on strip club websites like tuscl that focus on a limited geographic area? Are they worthwhile? The only ones I'm familiar with are Z Bone and two sheds. Are…

I just finished moving my kids to college. The following are my observations from the move that I thought others on this site might find interesting. 1. Damn, there is an incredibly hot…

Obviously in most circumstances masturbation has no place in a strip club. Only once have I ever found an exception. I'm at a very high-end club. The only options are air dances at the table…