Posts by ilbbaicnl

Stripper: "I'm so broke, I can't even buy food." Me: "Oh that's terrible, I'll take you shopping at the grocery store." <crickets chirping>

For guys who, in the club, tell the dancers they are happily married, there with the wife's permission, just looking for a little NSA extra sexual gratification. Does this work to get the dancers…

Some time ago, I had two favs that I found extremely attractive. But Fav A was not willing to communicate with me about when I might get time with her in the club, just…

I was telling a dancer (that I get dances from OTC) about an escort I had had multiple "dates" with. Escort came across as very GFE and generally self-respecting. She allowed me to…

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As some of you may know, Enterprise's real slogan is "We'll pick you up, unless it's the weekend, then FUCK YOU!". So I was on the bus one Saturday, going to pick up a…

Why is the atmosphere so different between a strip club and an art museum? Beautiful inanimate objects seem to deserve decorum, even reverence. But not beautiful human beings. Everyone seems to get…

When, if ever, do you think the day will come when it's considered inoffensive (and complimentary if the $ amount is high) for a guy to offer P4P to any woman? Like asking someone…

I vote for myself.