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Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.

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Political Discourse

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6 days ago

So, why does Trump love a gay anthem?

Why not this song, the lyrics sound like he could have written them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEp0aKCsrig...

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10 days ago

AI is taking our jobs!

As two-timing bastard. https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-woman-is-dating-chatgpt-and-its-cuckqueaning-her/...

Political Discourse

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12 days ago

Historic First?

Can founder give Hegseth a dancer membership? https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/12/drunken-trump-nominee-caught-on-stage-with-strippers.html It would be cool to have our first dancer member in the Cabinet!...

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13 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LvwObROfuhA Gotta be impressed by keeping up that hairdo through years of a zombie apocalypse....

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15 days ago

When it's too good to be true...

https://apnews.com/article/college-students-predator-tiktok-5398cc8d052f7977ffe11bd6cd6638eb (For those into Woke Commie Colleges rants, consider this my late X-mas gift.)...

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Political Discourse

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17 days ago

Have we lost one of our own beloved Trumpers? https://apnews.com/article/pizzagate-gunman-dead-police-shooting-north-carolina-81f0383fb55587350576b8265b7b5dd5...

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19 days ago

Little Bitch Trump Versus Canada

He wouldn't dare to pull that shit if farmerart were still with us....

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stripperlover777

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20 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2wEtt5bgpg...

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Political Discourse

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22 days ago

Post-racial eh?

Suppose your doctor tells you there's a new pill that will cut your skin cancer risk by more than 90%. The one side effect is it will make you as dark as Clarence...

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24 days ago

When she makes us geezers feel like......

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24 days ago

Why it's better to pay up front

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a month ago

How could a stripper blackmail you?

Me: I scolded an OTC fav for throwing away her roaches. She said there was no way to smoke them. So I dug out an alligator clip, and sent her a...

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Political Discourse

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a month ago

Heads will explode, but only ones that have no brains in them to splatter on you....

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a month ago

The Prime Minister of Thailand. What if she'd only go for a three-way with Angela Merkel?...

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Political Discourse

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a month ago

Who's crying now?

That Cheetolini got his ass handed to him by the Republican-controlled House?...

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a month ago

Another hypothetical scenario

You go back to the couch room for the first time with a dancer. She's a solid 10 in your book. She does all the extras you love, including the ones you...

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a month ago

With non-profit sex, traditionally, the progression is kissing, then clothed fondling, then skin-on-skin fondling. But, with for-profit sex, kissing in much more intimate than fondling, often out of bounds. Not obvious why...

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a month ago

Hypothetical Ocean Rescue

You are flying a small prop plane over the ocean. You see your #1 ATF in distress, floating in the water. At a distance, you see your #2 and #3 ATF together,...

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a month ago

Hypothetical DJG Teacher

You show a good, long-time friend your elementary school kid's class picture. He is sure he's seen her dancing the night shift recently at a strip club. Do you rat her out...

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Political Discourse

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2 months ago

Trumpers, how patient are you?

Suppose in June of next year, inflation and/or unemployment are increasing. Would you expect a backoff on the tariffs and the deportations? How much short term pain, and for how long, are...

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2 months ago

A (hypothetical) tale of two strippers

You arrive at the club and notice two new dancers. Their faces look identical, but their bodies are different. You go to the couch room with the one who's body you prefer....

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2 months ago

OT: Which is your preferred afterlife?

Christian heaven or https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10910757...

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2 months ago

Betrayal already!

Trump picked an anchor baby for Secretary of State!...

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2 months ago

Anyone who voted for this has lost the right to claim it's too cringe for fat chicks to be strippers....

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2 months ago

Great idea for an advertising campaign

Last time I saw my Cuban fav, she was telling me how much she loves the pancakes at IHOP. So I gently squeezed her ample, shapely booty, and told her I'd never seen...

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2 months ago

OT: Still got it, after 100 years?

My Cuban fav got her nails done with really pointy tips. So I started calling her nosferata. She got a blank look, so I googled images of Nosferatu. That segwayed to...

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2 months ago

Did anybody know about this?

https://whyy.org/articles/prostitution-decriminalized-rhode-islands-experiment/ Seems like you hear a lot about extras in Rhode Island clubs, but it seems, once upon a time, things were even better there....

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2 months ago

OT: My best female friend looks kinda like Elon Musk

No good reason to post this on TUSCL, except that it's the site I on where it would take the most effort to doxx me. I wouldn't want her to know I think...

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3 months ago

Sex Work, or Civvie Sex?

To switch it up from smash or pass. https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9029920...

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3 months ago

Melania Trump's Dad

Is he going to be deported, cause chain migration is bad?...

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3 months ago

The QAnon Shaman

Which Cabinet post is he getting?...

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3 months ago

Feeding The Hand That Bites You

So Trump is going to give the biggest tax cuts to the income tiers where the majority voted against him: https://www.statista.com/statistics/1535295/presidential-election-exit-polls-share-votes-income-us/ Crazy world....

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3 months ago

Boebert Stays In The House

https://apnews.com/article/lauren-boebert-calvarese-frisch-hurd-election-2024-747b0005f0c421df43f1d23ba3cefa1c If Trump endorses extras in community theater, how could he be against them in strip clubs? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCR-MfKtiK4...

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3 months ago

Georgia Juice Bars?

Are they coming? https://www.gpb.org/news/2024/11/01/georgia-supreme-court-upholds-state-capitol-arrests-tax-on-strip-clubs...

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3 months ago

PL versus other customer politeness

Yup, I'm going to do that thing that never works on TUSCL, ask a question to dancers. Fortunately founder doesn't charge us extra for being futile? For dancers who have worked other jobs, with...

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3 months ago

PL winners of the fetish lottery?

Because I get creepy when I google, I came across this: https://www.reddit.com/r/CelebrityFeetPosts/ Got me to thinking, are foot guys the winners of the fetish lottery? Never really asked for hard numbers, but, from...

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3 months ago

While you're at the strip club...

A Gen Zer is at your house, eating your wife's chcken nuggets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuSGAVwBYiw...

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3 months ago

Basketball bod?

Is it a thing? https://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/26093044/740full-jada-thorpe.jpg I remember getting some dances from a really hot dancer who told me she had played varsity basketball in high school....

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3 months ago

Where does the love go?

The last time I saw my Cuban fav, and she was putting her boob in my mouth, she said "move your butt down!". Used to be she raised her boob higher....

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3 months ago

She really had a thing for those Abercrombie models: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/former-abercrombie-ceo-michael-jeffries-arrested-sex-trafficking-case-wsj-2024-10-22/...

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3 months ago

Side Question To The Nipple Thread

Somebody told me that, since I drank human breast milk, and I'm not a baby, that makes me a cannibal. True? The lactating human involved was a US native, in case that's...

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3 months ago

Why He's Orange

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yre9qm-0AR4...

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3 months ago

A little present for all our right-wingers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg1ISl2u5Lg...

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3 months ago

https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/onlyfans-sex-cases-society/...

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Call.Me.Ishmael

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4 months ago

Sock puppetting level ninja

When are we gonna have another one of those 100+ post threads with a debates about who's a sock puppet? In any case, we're amateurs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFfz403rLoE...

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4 months ago

My latest crotchety old man issue with Cuban strippers

A sandwich from Chick-Fil-A is NOT a friggin' hamburgesa! Cause it's not Chick-Hamburges-A damn it!...

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4 months ago

The real immigrant free meat problem

My Cuban fav and her bf got some deer meat from a hunter friend of his. She seems to have some idea now that it's a good thing if you hit a deer...

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