As some of you may know, Enterprise's real slogan is "We'll pick you up, unless it's the weekend, then FUCK YOU!". So I was on the bus one Saturday, going to pick up a…
As some of you may know, Enterprise's real slogan is "We'll pick you up, unless it's the weekend, then FUCK YOU!". So I was on the bus one Saturday, going to pick up a…
Why is the atmosphere so different between a strip club and an art museum? Beautiful inanimate objects seem to deserve decorum, even reverence. But not beautiful human beings. Everyone seems to get…
When, if ever, do you think the day will come when it's considered inoffensive (and complimentary if the $ amount is high) for a guy to offer P4P to any woman? Like asking someone…
How long / how many dates would you wait for sex before giving up?
Me personally, just one or two dates. Death is the thing you want to put off till later, not sex.…
Me: 3 roll of toilet paper and 2 cans of tuna.
My current number 1 fav told me her car was in the shop, but she was $100 short of what the mechanic wanted to fix it. I offered to loan her the $100 and…
One of my favs told her pot-dealer regular (who I did not know at all) it was my birthday, so he paid her to do a table dance for me. He was known for…
I vote brunette. Although I wouldn't mind throwing a sensor ring or two on that cone, knowaddimean?