Reviews

Circumstances conspired to make the Playhouse my first post-COVID lockdown strip club visit, and I am glad they did. Physically, the place is pretty much what it's always been: a little bit of glitz,…

5 yrs ago1

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Not So Different Than Before

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

It's been a while since I visited the Playhouse, having heard that it wasn't as much fun as before. My experience says those concerns are unfounded. For those who haven't been, the Playhouse is a…

6 yrs ago

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, PA

Classy!

It had been a few years since I stopped by this club, so I figured it was time to check it out again when I was in Harrisburg on business recently. The physical layout of the…

Adult World

Harrisburg, PA

Going Downhill

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I haven't been here for a couple years, so I dropped in on a business trip to Harrisburg. The layout is much as I'm sure many others have posted: you enter through the adult…

7 yrs ago1

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, OH

Interesting Visit for an Out-of-Towner

I was in the area for business and decided to hang out and check out the local color. This is not like the places you find in Philly or Jersey. As others have…

7 yrs ago5

Centerfolds

Neptune, NJ

If You're In the Neighborhood...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I had some business in Asbury Park and decided to check out this place since it was nearby. Getting into it was a bit of a trick given rush hour traffic late on Friday…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, PA

Sweet Scarlet

I actually made two visits to this establishment, but the first time, I arrived on a weeknight maybe ten minutes the 7 pm opening time, and when I walked in I was quite impressed with…

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

Still a Solid Choice

I reviewed this club a while back and had only been there once since, so I thought I'd check it out again. I had fond memories of a Mary Jane there. No cover during the…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, PA

Why Did it Take So Long?

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I've lived within twenty minutes of Lou Turk's for most of my life, but for some reason never visited until this week. While I indicated that my visit was a Friday night, I actually…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Tatianna Rocks!

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Though I visit this club on a regular basis, it's been a while since I reviewed it, and since I rarely visit on a Saturday afternoon, this seemed to be a good opportunity. First, the basics: The…

7 yrs ago3

Pole Position

Mays Landing, NJ

Not My Cup of Tea

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I visited late on a Saturday night. I pulled in and got a good chuckle out of the sign out front: "Congratulations, grads! We are hiring." Friendly guy outside, maybe catching a…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

A Philly Staple

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Club Risque on Delaware Avenue is something of an institution, but I haven't been there in at least five years, maybe more, so on the way out of town around 5 pm on a weekday…

8 yrs ago3

Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, PA

Weekday Evening Stop

I visited this club on a weekday evening maybe a month ago; I'd stopped by briefly one time before, most likely a weekday afternoon, but couldn't stay long on that visit. This club has the vibe…

Spearmint Rhino

Pittsburgh, PA

Flashy

Apparently Wednesday night is a no-cover charge night, so admission was free, after a quick frisk and ID scan. The interior is nice, with a stage surrounded by chairs, as well as tables with…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, MD

Hit Or Miss On The Block

I've made a couple or three visits to the Block in Baltimore, and I'm getting the idea that this club is pretty typical of the non-name brand places (looking at you, Hustler). Physically, it's…

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

Oasis Is Looking Up!

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I've visited Oasis many times over the years, and it seems to go up and down in quality. Right now I think it's on the upswing. The club layout is pretty standard for a mid-size…

8 yrs ago1

Delilah's

Philadelphia, PA

Philly Mainstay

Delilah's is sort of sets the standard for clubs in Philly, in my view. The club is big, with a long stage, stairs coming down to the stage from the second floor, which dancers…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, PA

Classic Philly Neighborhood Bar

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I have heard about the Penns Port Pub for a long time but only recently had the occasion to visit. It very much met my expectation: a nice neighborhood bar with naked girls. The second…

The Horse AC

Atlantic City, NJ

The Haunted Strip Club

This is probably one of the strangest experiences I've had involving a strip club. This club's web site indicated that it opened at 9 pm. I walked by at 8:58 and everything was…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, NJ

Big and Shiny

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This club is a good size, with the fairly usual layout of a stage inside the bar area and seating all around it. I found the dancers to be somewhat more attractive and "my…

9 yrs ago

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, NJ

A Real Gem

I stopped by on a weekday afternoon (I think it was Tuesday), after not visiting the place for a long time, probably several years. The feel was very the same: neighborhood bar with a…

9 yrs ago1

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, MD

High End

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I visited this club late on a Saturday night. It seems like the best possible club on the Block to visit late on a Saturday night. The quality of the staff, including door…

9 yrs ago1

Red Room

Baltimore, MD

Tiny But Cool

I was surprised at this club. It's in the basement of 411 E. Baltimore, under Club Pussycat. It does have its own door, and then a long flight of stairs down to a…

9 yrs ago

Private Eyes

New York, NY

NYC Variety