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Reviews

review
published 11 mos ago
OGD Failed To Meet Low Expectations
reviewed by
MajorBoobage

4.7

Staying in the Akron area for a couple days, and wanted to experience what sounds like quite a train-wreck of an SC scene first-hand. The first stop was very much in line with those expectations.

I…

review
published 11 mos ago
Higher Mileage Lap Dance Than I Was Anticipating
reviewed by
MajorBoobage

8.0

I hadn’t been to PoleKatz in at least 10 years. Based on reviews here, I was expecting a nice, upscale bar, with the best-looking women in the Chicago club scene, and low-mileage dances. The first…

review
published 1 yr ago
Lots of Turnover Among the Dancers
reviewed by
MajorBoobage

8.7

I wanted to review the new FEVR Cabaret, but found it closed -- at 9:30 p.m. on a Friday -- for the second time in as many attempts to visit. So I got back on…

review
published 1 yr ago
Take my money, please! No, really -- please.
reviewed by
MajorBoobage

8.0

I finished up work a little early on Friday and took a trip for a rare visit to the day shift at Club 390. Based on past experiences, Friday afternoons are usually pretty solid, though…

review
published 1 yr ago
OK But Could Be Much Better
reviewed by
MajorBoobage

5.7

I stop in here once or twice a year. For several years now I've had low expectations, and this club still never surpasses them.

First, the decor, and not just because it's required. When you walk…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Decent Option For The Area
reviewed by
MajorBoobage

7.3

I had a Friday afternoon/evening to kill, and some nice driving weather, so I decided to head out of the city and finally check out this place. It was OK but I probably would only…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Back To The Death Spiral In The Atlantis Cycle
reviewed by
MajorBoobage

5.7

This place has had a lot of ups and downs in its time, and unfortunately, it seems to be in another down cycle. My last couple of visits here were disappointing, but I chalked that…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Yes, Dances Are Back At Louie's
reviewed by
MajorBoobage

5.7

Dances are back at Louie's but it still seems to be a little hit and miss as to when. I've been there three times the last couple months, and there were dancers working the first…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Best Option In The Area Until The Illinois Clubs Open Back Up
reviewed by
MajorBoobage

8.7

I stopped in on the Monday before Christmas to take advantage of the $10 dance special IS runs on Mondays. I used to come here frequently when it was a full nude club, but when…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Closed On A Thursday Afternoon
reviewed by
MajorBoobage

5.7

I drove down on a Thursday afternoon to finally experience the wonders of the day shift that I've heard about hear and in previous (nighttime) visits to the club. Signage on the door, and info…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Weirdest COVID Restriction Yet
reviewed by
MajorBoobage

8.0

I stopped in on a Sunday a couple weeks ago after I noticed their website no longer showed they were closed. Unfortunately, COVID caution still runs a little too high for my taste at this…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Post-Covid Intel Gathering
reviewed by
MajorBoobage

7.7

Ahh, it's good to be back!

I saw that Polekatz (and a couple other NW Indiana clubs) opened back up, and because the clubs on the Illinois side are closed, I made the long drive down…