MajorBoobage

Chicago

Reviews by MajorBoobage

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  3 months ago
  Ole Glory Daze

  Akron, Ohio
  OGD Failed To Meet Low Expectations

  Staying in the Akron area for a couple days, and wanted to experience what sounds like quite a train-wreck of an SC scene first-hand. The first stop was very much in line with those...
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  3 months ago

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  Rod8432
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  3 months ago
  PoleKatz

  Bridgeview, Illinois
  Higher Mileage Lap Dance Than I Was Anticipating

  I hadn’t been to PoleKatz in at least 10 years. Based on reviews here, I was expecting a nice, upscale bar, with the best-looking women in the Chicago club scene, and low-mileage dances. The...
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  5 months ago
  Club 390

  Chicago Heights, Illinois
  Lots of Turnover Among the Dancers

  I wanted to review the new FEVR Cabaret, but found it closed -- at 9:30 p.m. on a Friday -- for the second time in as many attempts to visit. So I got back...
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  5 months ago

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  MajorBoobage
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  8 months ago
  Club 390

  Chicago Heights, Illinois
  Take my money, please! No, really -- please.

  I finished up work a little early on Friday and took a trip for a rare visit to the day shift at Club 390. Based on past experiences, Friday afternoons are usually pretty solid,...
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  8 months ago

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  MajorBoobage
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  a year ago
  Atlantis

  Ford Heights, Illinois
  OK But Could Be Much Better

  I stop in here once or twice a year. For several years now I've had low expectations, and this club still never surpasses them. First, the decor, and not just because it's required. When you...
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  2 years ago
  High Heels Saloon

  Somonauk, Illinois
  Decent Option For The Area

  I had a Friday afternoon/evening to kill, and some nice driving weather, so I decided to head out of the city and finally check out this place. It was OK but I probably would...
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  3 years ago
  Atlantis

  Ford Heights, Illinois
  Back To The Death Spiral In The Atlantis Cycle

  This place has had a lot of ups and downs in its time, and unfortunately, it seems to be in another down cycle. My last couple of visits here were disappointing, but I chalked...
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  3 years ago

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  lurkingdog
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  3 years ago
  Louie's Lounge

  Bellwood, Illinois
  Yes, Dances Are Back At Louie's

  Dances are back at Louie's but it still seems to be a little hit and miss as to when. I've been there three times the last couple months, and there were dancers working the...
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  3 years ago

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  MajorBoobage
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  4 years ago
  Industrial Strip

  Hammond, Indiana
  Best Option In The Area Until The Illinois Clubs Open Back Up

  I stopped in on the Monday before Christmas to take advantage of the $10 dance special IS runs on Mondays. I used to come here frequently when it was a full nude club, but...
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  4 years ago

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  elrock999
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  4 years ago
  Fantasy

  Hammond, Indiana
  Closed On A Thursday Afternoon

  I drove down on a Thursday afternoon to finally experience the wonders of the day shift that I've heard about hear and in previous (nighttime) visits to the club. Signage on the door, and...
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  4 years ago

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  inmonger
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  4 years ago
  Atlantis

  Ford Heights, Illinois
  Weirdest COVID Restriction Yet

  I stopped in on a Sunday a couple weeks ago after I noticed their website no longer showed they were closed. Unfortunately, COVID caution still runs a little too high for my taste at...
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  4 years ago

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  Hatedit
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  4 years ago
  Polekatz Northwest Indiana

  Gary, Indiana
  Post-Covid Intel Gathering

  Ahh, it's good to be back! I saw that Polekatz (and a couple other NW Indiana clubs) opened back up, and because the clubs on the Illinois side are closed, I made the long drive...
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  4 years ago

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  MajorBoobage
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  5 years ago
  Industrial Strip

  Hammond, Indiana
  Only Worth It On $10 Dance Mondays

  After reading some positive reviews of the Monday night action, I decided to give it a try. The facilities haven't changed much since the remodel about 15 years ago: Rectangular room, small bar on...
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  5 years ago
  Louie's Lounge

  Bellwood, Illinois
  The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same

  It looks like Louie's has finished its remodel / expansion, and the results are underwhelming. Until earlier this year, Louie's was next door to a burrito joint and maybe one other business. It caused...
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  5 years ago

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  Stolz
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  5 years ago
  Playpen

  Melrose Park, Illinois
  Not Sure This Is Still A Strip Club

  I stopped in on a Friday night and there seemed to be no action of any type going on. Certainly there were no dancers -- there were three women in the bar, but all...
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  6 years ago
  Silver Slipper Saloon

  Ottawa, Illinois
  Too Tame To Go Back

  I stopped in the Silver Slipper on a Friday around 6:30 p.m. I live in Chicago, but I was looking for something a little different, so on a nice day I took a ride...
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  5 years ago

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  Trule
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  6 years ago
  Club 390

  Chicago Heights, Illinois
  You Get What You Pay For On "Discount" Dance Night

  I stopped in on a Wednesday night, maybe between 9 and 10. There were roughly 8 girls working, initially, and several (though not all) I was interested in getting dances from. While I was...
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  6 years ago

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  ReplyToCraig
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  6 years ago
  Club 390

  Chicago Heights, Illinois
  Girls are fun when you can get one

  This is a nice, clean, somewhat posh club with hot dancers. The dances are pretty high mileage, but on this an previous visits I've found the girls don't circulate much so it's hard to...
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  6 years ago

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  MajorBoobage
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  6 years ago
  Fevr Cabaret

  Bedford Park, Illinois
  One-of-a-kind club that might be a one-and-done for me

  Everything about Ocean has a watery theme, which leads to the strangest club layout I've ever seen. The main stage and tip rail are surrounded by a moat in the center of the room....
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  7 years ago
  Louie's Lounge

  Bellwood, Illinois
  Served its purpose as a time-waster

  I stopped in on a Sunday just to play the slot machines while I was waiting for Carl's to open. I was determined not to get any dances, because the last time I was...
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  7 years ago
  Foxy

  El Paso, Texas
  Not impressed

  I was in town for a couple days and told myself I wasn't going to waste time checking out the local club scene. Then I checked into my hotel, and it turned out to...
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  7 years ago
  Industrial Strip

  Hammond, Indiana
  Definitely different, but not as bad as I'd feared

  So I made my first trip to IS since they made the big change of covering up the goal line to start serving alcohol. I had heard all the rumors that it took a...
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  7 years ago

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  Chicago Kid
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  8 years ago
  Club O

  Homewood, Illinois
  Best money value in the area

  Since I moved back to Chicago last year, Club O has become my favorite club in the area. It's full nude with alcohol and girls who are very friendly. There are clubs with hotter...
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  8 years ago

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  pensionking
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  9 years ago
  J's Bar & Grill

  Northlake, Illinois
  Best of the Bikini Bars on Mannheim

  I was back in the Chicago area for the holidays, and wanted to check out the new entrant to the Mannheim strip. Be advised, all of these places are dives. They're cheap bars light...