Reviews

61 reviews by MajorBoobage

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, OH

OGD Failed To Meet Low Expectations

Staying in the Akron area for a couple days, and wanted to experience what sounds like quite a train-wreck of an SC scene first-hand. The first stop was very much in line with those expectations. I…

2 yrs ago1

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Higher Mileage Lap Dance Than I Was Anticipating

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I hadn’t been to PoleKatz in at least 10 years. Based on reviews here, I was expecting a nice, upscale bar, with the best-looking women in the Chicago club scene, and low-mileage dances. The first…

2 yrs ago

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Lots of Turnover Among the Dancers

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I wanted to review the new FEVR Cabaret, but found it closed -- at 9:30 p.m. on a Friday -- for the second time in as many attempts to visit. So I got back on…

2 yrs ago1

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Take my money, please! No, really -- please.

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I finished up work a little early on Friday and took a trip for a rare visit to the day shift at Club 390. Based on past experiences, Friday afternoons are usually pretty solid, though…

2 yrs ago2

Atlantis

Ford Heights, IL

OK But Could Be Much Better

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I stop in here once or twice a year. For several years now I've had low expectations, and this club still never surpasses them. First, the decor, and not just because it's required. When you walk…

2 yrs ago

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, IL

Decent Option For The Area

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I had a Friday afternoon/evening to kill, and some nice driving weather, so I decided to head out of the city and finally check out this place. It was OK but I probably would only…

3 yrs ago

Atlantis

Ford Heights, IL

Back To The Death Spiral In The Atlantis Cycle

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This place has had a lot of ups and downs in its time, and unfortunately, it seems to be in another down cycle. My last couple of visits here were disappointing, but I chalked that…

4 yrs ago4

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, IL

Yes, Dances Are Back At Louie's

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Dances are back at Louie's but it still seems to be a little hit and miss as to when. I've been there three times the last couple months, and there were dancers working the first…

4 yrs ago3

Industrial Strip

Hammond, IN

Best Option In The Area Until The Illinois Clubs Open Back Up

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I stopped in on the Monday before Christmas to take advantage of the $10 dance special IS runs on Mondays. I used to come here frequently when it was a full nude club, but when…

5 yrs ago4

Fantasy

Hammond, IN

Closed On A Thursday Afternoon

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I drove down on a Thursday afternoon to finally experience the wonders of the day shift that I've heard about hear and in previous (nighttime) visits to the club. Signage on the door, and info…

5 yrs ago3

Atlantis

Ford Heights, IL

Weirdest COVID Restriction Yet

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I stopped in on a Sunday a couple weeks ago after I noticed their website no longer showed they were closed. Unfortunately, COVID caution still runs a little too high for my taste at this…

5 yrs ago4

Knockouts NWI

Gary, IN

Post-Covid Intel Gathering

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Ahh, it's good to be back! I saw that Polekatz (and a couple other NW Indiana clubs) opened back up, and because the clubs on the Illinois side are closed, I made the long drive down…

6 yrs ago2

Industrial Strip

Hammond, IN

Only Worth It On $10 Dance Mondays

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

After reading some positive reviews of the Monday night action, I decided to give it a try. The facilities haven't changed much since the remodel about 15 years ago: Rectangular room, small bar on your…

6 yrs ago

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, IL

The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

It looks like Louie's has finished its remodel / expansion, and the results are underwhelming. Until earlier this year, Louie's was next door to a burrito joint and maybe one other business. It caused great…

6 yrs ago5

Playpen

Melrose Park, IL

Not Sure This Is Still A Strip Club

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I stopped in on a Friday night and there seemed to be no action of any type going on. Certainly there were no dancers -- there were three women in the bar, but all dressed…

7 yrs ago

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, IL

Too Tame To Go Back

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I stopped in the Silver Slipper on a Friday around 6:30 p.m. I live in Chicago, but I was looking for something a little different, so on a nice day I took a ride out…

7 yrs ago1

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

You Get What You Pay For On "Discount" Dance Night

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I stopped in on a Wednesday night, maybe between 9 and 10. There were roughly 8 girls working, initially, and several (though not all) I was interested in getting dances from. While I was sipping…

7 yrs ago2

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Girls are fun when you can get one

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This is a nice, clean, somewhat posh club with hot dancers. The dances are pretty high mileage, but on this an previous visits I've found the girls don't circulate much so it's hard to get…

7 yrs ago3

Fevr Cabaret

Bedford Park, IL

One-of-a-kind club that might be a one-and-done for me

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Everything about Ocean has a watery theme, which leads to the strangest club layout I've ever seen. The main stage and tip rail are surrounded by a moat in the center of the room. There…

7 yrs ago

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, IL

Served its purpose as a time-waster

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I stopped in on a Sunday just to play the slot machines while I was waiting for Carl's to open. I was determined not to get any dances, because the last time I was there,…

8 yrs ago

Foxy

El Paso, TX

Not impressed

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I was in town for a couple days and told myself I wasn't going to waste time checking out the local club scene. Then I checked into my hotel, and it turned out to be…

8 yrs ago

Industrial Strip

Hammond, IN

Definitely different, but not as bad as I'd feared

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

So I made my first trip to IS since they made the big change of covering up the goal line to start serving alcohol. I had heard all the rumors that it took a major…

9 yrs ago1

Club O

Homewood, IL

Best money value in the area

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Since I moved back to Chicago last year, Club O has become my favorite club in the area. It's full nude with alcohol and girls who are very friendly. There are clubs with hotter girls…

9 yrs ago1

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, IL

Best of the Bikini Bars on Mannheim

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I was back in the Chicago area for the holidays, and wanted to check out the new entrant to the Mannheim strip. Be advised, all of these places are dives. They're cheap bars light on…

10 yrs ago

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Proceed With Caution: Hot Girls But Hard Sells Ahead

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Little Darlings goes in cycles between giving great value and just trying to suck up all your money. Right now, it seems to be on the wrong side of that cycle. I hadn't been here in…

10 yrs ago1