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56 reviews by gumboman

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

A Generic Experience

I have never liked Cheerleaders, going back a couple decades, and in fact in the last decade I've only been there one time and that one time was to see a specific dancer who had…

10 mos ago2

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

The 19th Hole never changes, in terms of it's layout, decor etc... one "plus" is its location in a safe neighborhood with a large parking lot well-lit at night...inside it is the same rectangular space…

1 yr ago

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

EXCELLENT TALENT LIMITED PERFORMANCE

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

EXCELLENT TALENT LIMITED PERFORMANCE The 19th Hole kind of ebbs and flows. At one time a very good time could be had with private dances with a decent range of talent.…

2 yrs ago4

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

Checking Out The Big Room

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

The 19th Hole has regained a spot in my rotation due to three things: 1) it is very convenient to where I live now 2) the quality of the dancers--mostly AA-- has improved…

2 yrs ago

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

In A Holding Pattern

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I've hit the 19th Hole a few times in recent weeks, most recently on Thursday or Friday evenings...partly because it is convenient and partly because the talent has been pretty good, though dances are very…

3 yrs ago

Club Blaze

Conley, GA

Nice Party Vibe But Little Action

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

After checking Club Wax the previous week, my next goal was to check out Club Blaze for the first time. I've been in Atlanta fairly often over the past 30+ years so…

3 yrs ago1

Club Wax

Atlanta, GA

A nice low-key hang with some potential

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I have been going to Atlanta for business a couple times a year for decades and when there I always checked ATL clubs in the so-called "strip club capital of the USA"...so I…

3 yrs ago2

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, NJ

30 Years Later Still Not Worth It

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I had been in this place once or twice 30 years ago and nothing about it inspired me to stop in again even though I passed it many times on my trips back and forth…

3 yrs ago

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Attitude Matters!

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

When it comes to sexiness—and especially a satisfying private dance—attitude and personality can be just as important-- and sometimes more important-- than looks. This was proven to me once again as I decided to swing…

4 yrs ago12

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

Worth Another Chance...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Let's face it the club scene in Philly area is rather bleak....overall dancer quality down, mileage generally not great with a couple exceptions. Seems like the industry is suffering from the same issues as many…

4 yrs ago5

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

total mediocrity redeemed by one dancer

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I hadn't been to Oasis in at least a decade; the Orchid did not have the dancers I was hoping for on this Friday evening (admittedly it was a bit early) so I figured I'd…

4 yrs ago2

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

Improving Incrementally

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Since my earlier lukewarm review of this place a couple months back I've recently hit it about three times, so this review will be based on my cumulative impression. Overall, it is improving! This time…

4 yrs ago1

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

One Or Two Winners Can Redeem A Mediocrity

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

After my unimpressive visit here on a weekday afternoon a few weeks back I promised myself I'd give it an evening shot for no other reason than it is the strip club that is closest…

5 yrs ago

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, PA

A Pleasant Party Hang But Not For Serious Players

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Hadn't been to this play since it changed its name to Sin City before COVID...it had never been a favorite club of mine; I usually only went if a dancer I liked was dancing there…

5 yrs ago6

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Cheerleaders Hasn't Changed

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I hadn't been to this place in over three decades and it had never been a favorite of mine but as I was unable to get into Sin City and wanted to hit one more…

5 yrs ago2

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

A Nice Party Vibe But For The One That Got Away

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

this is an update to my recent review, which was based on a day-time visit when there were few dancers, no lookers and few customers. I arrived at 9:30PM and saw many cars parked around…

5 yrs ago5

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

worth the gamble if you don't have time to go far

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I only discovered this place by accident shortly before COVID hit; it wasn’t great but it happens to be the only relatively close strip club to where I live so I thought I’d hit it…

5 yrs ago2

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

first time back not up to snuff

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

hadn't been here --or to any strip club--since pre-COVID but this place had been on my regular rotation so I was looking forward to it. I got there Friday around 2PM, which in the past…

5 yrs ago2

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Playhouse Returning To Form--Almost

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

It has been several years since I've hit the Playhouse Lounge... I've followed its ups and downs some by reading TUSCL reviews over the year and it has sound like recently it has come back…

6 yrs ago

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

Not really happening on a Thursday evening...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I had never been to this place before even though it is only about 15 minutes from where I live; I actually found out about it from TUSCL reviews...the reviews indicated it could be hit…

6 yrs ago

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Day Shift Upgrade at The Purple Orchid

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

haven't been to Purple Orchid in a while and it has been eons since I've been here for the day shift. As I pulled up I was pleasantly surprised to see at 2:30PM a fair…

6 yrs ago2

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, PA

Changes At Atlantis

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Atlantis has been my #1 "go-to" club for many years for a few reasons: 1) mixed ethnicity but largely African-American dancers (which I like) yet not a hood club 2) average attractiveness…

7 yrs ago

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Going Downhill?

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Had stopped by Atlantis earlier, around 9:00PM but there wasn't much of interest there; club has been poorly attended recently so I know a number of dancers who have gone in search of greener…

7 yrs ago

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, PA

party vibe but mediocre talent

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Hadn't been to the is place in many years, at least a couple incarnations ago; it is by a major subway stop on a major street that is on the edge of a gentrified area…

7 yrs ago

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

It Only Takes One!

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Went back to an old haunt after about a year lay-off and found the Purple Orchid to be pretty much the same as always, which is: a small cramped club with a scruffy, down-to-earth…

8 yrs ago3

Reviews

A Generic Experience

When The Right One Comes...

EXCELLENT TALENT LIMITED PERFORMANCE

Checking Out The Big Room

In A Holding Pattern

Nice Party Vibe But Little Action

A nice low-key hang with some potential

30 Years Later Still Not Worth It

Attitude Matters!

Worth Another Chance...

total mediocrity redeemed by one dancer

Improving Incrementally

One Or Two Winners Can Redeem A Mediocrity

A Pleasant Party Hang But Not For Serious Players

Cheerleaders Hasn't Changed

A Nice Party Vibe But For The One That Got Away

worth the gamble if you don't have time to go far

first time back not up to snuff

Playhouse Returning To Form--Almost

Not really happening on a Thursday evening...

Day Shift Upgrade at The Purple Orchid

Changes At Atlantis

Going Downhill?

party vibe but mediocre talent

It Only Takes One!

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