WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.
Q. What is your philosophy concerning strippers?
A. Build a stripper a fire and she'll be warm for a night. Set a stripper on fire and she'll be warm for the rest of her life.
Whatever happened to "Love them and leave them?"