Blomeclown

Reviews by Blomeclown

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  9 years ago
  Club Saratoga

  331 Canal Park Dr Duluth, MN 55802
  Not at all bad.

  First, the physical layout. It's almost an old style bar, no strobes or flashing lights, one stage close to the back. Decor is, again, ild style neighborhood bar. Second, the price. Friday nite cover...
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  9 years ago
  Adult World

  3932 Jonestown Rd Harrisburg, PA 17109
  Going downhill fast

  The place used to be decent but has gone downhill. It's a combination adult toy store/strip club.No drinks, no food, no smoking and no dancers who acted like they gave a damn. Stage show...
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  9 years ago
  Nana Plaza

  3, 1 Sukhumvit Rd Khlong Toei, Bangkok 10110, Thailand
  Unusual doesn't even begin to cover it.

  It's been said before. This is not one club but a bunch of them with different "specialties". I wish I could remember which specializes in what but it's easy enough to check. Just open...
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  11 years ago
  Godfather's 3

  2102 Main St Wheeling, WV 26003
  First,the plus points. It's in Wheeling,...

  First,the plus points. It's in Wheeling, which is a nice town. Now the minus points. I walked in without checking TUSCL (big mistake). It's a long, skinny place with the bar up front and a stage/seating...
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  11 years ago
  Fox Gentlemen's Club

  104 E Main St Bath, PA 18014
  I remember this place from years...

  I remember this place from years ago, when it was a local hole in the wall bikini bar with local talent. The only thing that's changed is that the local talent is wearing less. It's...
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  12 years ago
  Polekatz Northwest Indiana

  9148 Melton Rd Gary, IN 46403
  On the plus side-- The bathroom is...

  On the plus side-- The bathroom is clean. In fact, the entire bar, small as it is, is neat. You can avoid paying the admission charge by visiting their website. Drinks are semi-reasonable ($5.00 for a bottle...
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  12 years ago
  Chuck and Irene's Hotel and Bar

  6125 Kennedy Ave, Hammond, IN 46323, USA*
  Are we SURE this is a...

  Are we SURE this is a strip club? Went in on Wednesday about 7:00 PM. Bartender was mid 60's lady, looked like somebodys' grandma, pleasant but not what you would expect in a strip club. Couple of...
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  12 years ago
  Sundowner

  8870 Lundy's Ln Niagara Falls, ON L2H 1H4
  Still one of the best clubs...

  Still one of the best clubs in Canada but it seems to be another casualty of the economy and the declining US dollar. The last time I was here, the Canadian dollar was worth about...
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  12 years ago
  Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

  8857 Lundy's Ln, Niagara Falls, ON L2H 1H4, Canada*
  Just finished my Canadian triple--Downers, Pure...

  Just finished my Canadian triple--Downers, Pure Platinum and Seductions. No point in duplicating my efforts- want a full review of Seductions, look at my review of Sundowners. They'll be about identical. Biggest difference between Sundowners...
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  12 years ago
  Penthouse Club Moscow

  New Arbat Ave, 8 строение 2, Moskva, Russia, 119019
  OK, the review's a bit late...

  OK, the review's a bit late (was there early December 2011) but things couldn't haven't changed that much in two months. First, we'll start with the club. Upscale doesn't quite cover it. The atmosphere, staff,...
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  12 years ago
  Sidelines 2 Silhouette

  462 State Route 17B Monticello, NY 12701
  This is the type of hole...

  This is the type of hole in the wall bar that gives hole in the wall bars a bad reputation. The place looks and smells like it hasn't been cleaned in months. The country/western...
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  13 years ago
  Deja Vu Spokane

  8722 E Sprague Ave Spokane, WA 99212
  Going to a DV is like...

  Going to a DV is like eating a burger at McDonalds--not the greatest, but they're consistent and you know what you'll get. BYOB status is a minus. Air dances are a minus, especially at...
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  13 years ago
  Woody's Show Club

  9395 6th St SW Cedar Rapids, IA 52404
  Stopped in after an average stay...

  Stopped in after an average stay at another club closer to town (Dancers Ranch). Don't know if it's the club, the location or just a bad night but it was not a good time. It's...
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  13 years ago
  Harem

  Calle Luis Carvajal y de La Cueva 931, Centro, 64000 Monterrey, N.L., Mexico
  OK, it's a strip club that...

  OK, it's a strip club that doubles as a whorehouse (or so it seems). Spent 2 weeks in Monterrey working with a Japanese engineering company and one of their guys who's been in country for...
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  13 years ago
  Rumorz

  3179 Main St, Weirton, WV 26062, USA*
  This place is a little gem....

  This place is a little gem. It's on the main drag in Weirton, which is a run down steel town. The club itself is nicely laid out, comfortable, friendly staff. Drink prices are very...
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  13 years ago
  Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

  411 West Alexander Road Valley Grove, WV
  Like some other reviewers have said,...

  Like some other reviewers have said, this place is a bit hard to find. Look for the big truck stop on I-81 in Dallas, WV. It's on a small road behind the truck stop. The...
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  13 years ago
  Hi-Way Playground

  104 Acorn Ln, Yukon, PA 15698, USA*
  I really should start believing the...

  I really should start believing the mediocre reviews. This had to be the worst dump I've ever been to. It's a porn shop when you walk in, with the typical vids, books and toys....
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  13 years ago
  Club Saratoga

  331 Canal Park Dr Duluth, MN 55802
  Got stuck on a business trip...

  Got stuck on a business trip to Duluth the week after Christmas. Kind of strange, seemed like there was some kind of junior hockey tournament in town with lots of families at the hotels,...
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  14 years ago
  Pure Platinum

  607 Niagara Blvd, Fort Erie, ON L2A 3H5, Canada*
  When the US dollar was worth...

  When the US dollar was worth something against the Canadian dollar, this place wasn't bad. Usually the least crowded bar in the Niagara Falls area, dancers never hassled the US patrons since they knew...
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  14 years ago
  Crystals

  13011 Ontario 20, Allanburg, ON L0S 1A0, Canada*
  Penthouse is still the high class...

  Penthouse is still the high class club in the falls. Dancers range from 7 to 9 (no such thing as a 10), not pushy, willing to sit and talk a bit, within reason. Beer...
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  14 years ago
  Sundowner

  8870 Lundy's Ln Niagara Falls, ON L2H 1H4
  Still the best club I've ever...

  Still the best club I've ever been to, even with the Canadian dollar at par with the US. Dancers range in age from barely legal to (possibly) GILF, definitely MILF, very few who wouldn't...
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  14 years ago
  Expressions II

  2975 US-224 Tiffin, OH 44883
  Ohio's never been known for strip...

  Ohio's never been known for strip clubs but I was stuck in Lima and this was the closest one. It lived up to my low expectations. First, it's a juice bar, which lets the girls...
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  14 years ago
  Southern X-Posure Downtown

  1737 Beck St Salt Lake City, UT 84116
  Only reason this place can go...

  Only reason this place can go nude is that it's an overpriced juice bar. Night I was there admission was $20.00 including 2 drinks (Coke). Dancers weren't bad, mostly 5 to 7, looked like...
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  14 years ago
  Pinky's Cabaret

  4141 State St Salt Lake City, UT 84107
  Not many choices in SLC but,...

  Not many choices in SLC but, just looking to relax, you could do worse than PINKY'S. It's more of a neighborhood bar with dancers. There's not much of a schedule and, the night I...