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85 reviews by Blomeclown

Club Saratoga

Duluth, MN

Not at all bad.

7.7/10

First, the physical layout. It's almost an old style bar, no strobes or flashing lights, one stage close to the back. Decor is, again, ild style neighborhood bar. Second, the price. Friday nite cover was…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 10 yrs ago

Nana Plaza

Bangkok

Unusual doesn't even begin to cover it.

8.0/10

It's been said before. This is not one club but a bunch of them with different "specialties". I wish I could remember which specializes in what but it's easy enough to check. Just open the…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 10 yrs ago

Adult World

Harrisburg, PA

Going downhill fast

3.0/10

The place used to be decent but has gone downhill. It's a combination adult toy store/strip club.No drinks, no food, no smoking and no dancers who acted like they gave a damn. Stage show (nude),…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 10 yrs ago 1

Godfather's 3

Wheeling, WV

First,the plus points. It's in Wheeling,...

1.7/10

First,the plus points. It's in Wheeling, which is a nice town. Now the minus points. I walked in without checking TUSCL (big mistake). It's a long, skinny place with the bar up front and a stage/seating area…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 13 yrs ago

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, PA

I remember this place from years...

7.3/10

I remember this place from years ago, when it was a local hole in the wall bikini bar with local talent. The only thing that's changed is that the local talent is wearing less. It's still…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 13 yrs ago

Chuck and Irene's Hotel and Bar

Hammond, IN

Are we SURE this is a...

3.7/10

Are we SURE this is a strip club? Went in on Wednesday about 7:00 PM. Bartender was mid 60's lady, looked like somebodys' grandma, pleasant but not what you would expect in a strip club. Couple of guys…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 14 yrs ago 2

Knockouts NWI

Gary, IN

On the plus side-- The bathroom is...

4.7/10

On the plus side-- The bathroom is clean. In fact, the entire bar, small as it is, is neat. You can avoid paying the admission charge by visiting their website. Drinks are semi-reasonable ($5.00 for a bottle of…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 14 yrs ago

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, ON

Just finished my Canadian triple--Downers, Pure...

8.7/10

Just finished my Canadian triple--Downers, Pure Platinum and Seductions. No point in duplicating my efforts- want a full review of Seductions, look at my review of Sundowners. They'll be about identical. Biggest difference between Sundowners and…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 14 yrs ago

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, ON

Still one of the best clubs...

9.0/10

Still one of the best clubs in Canada but it seems to be another casualty of the economy and the declining US dollar. The last time I was here, the Canadian dollar was worth about $.70…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 14 yrs ago

Penthouse Club Moscow

Moscow, RU

OK, the review's a bit late...

7.3/10

OK, the review's a bit late (was there early December 2011) but things couldn't haven't changed that much in two months. First, we'll start with the club. Upscale doesn't quite cover it. The atmosphere, staff, general…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 14 yrs ago

Sidelines 2 Silhouette

Monticello, NY

This is the type of hole...

2.3/10

This is the type of hole in the wall bar that gives hole in the wall bars a bad reputation. The place looks and smells like it hasn't been cleaned in months. The country/western dance…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 14 yrs ago

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, WA

Going to a DV is like...

6.7/10

Going to a DV is like eating a burger at McDonalds--not the greatest, but they're consistent and you know what you'll get. BYOB status is a minus. Air dances are a minus, especially at $20.00…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 14 yrs ago 1

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, IA

Stopped in after an average stay...

4.3/10

Stopped in after an average stay at another club closer to town (Dancers Ranch). Don't know if it's the club, the location or just a bad night but it was not a good time. It's BYOB…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 14 yrs ago 1

Harem

San Pedro Garza García, NL

OK, it's a strip club that...

6.3/10

OK, it's a strip club that doubles as a whorehouse (or so it seems). Spent 2 weeks in Monterrey working with a Japanese engineering company and one of their guys who's been in country for several…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 14 yrs ago 2

Rumorz

Weirton, WV

This place is a little gem....

7.3/10

This place is a little gem. It's on the main drag in Weirton, which is a run down steel town. The club itself is nicely laid out, comfortable, friendly staff. Drink prices are very reasonable,…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 15 yrs ago 1

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, WV

Like some other reviewers have said,...

6.3/10

Like some other reviewers have said, this place is a bit hard to find. Look for the big truck stop on I-81 in Dallas, WV. It's on a small road behind the truck stop. The clientelle…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 15 yrs ago 1

Hi-Way Playground

Fort McMurray, AB

I really should start believing the...

2.7/10

I really should start believing the mediocre reviews. This had to be the worst dump I've ever been to. It's a porn shop when you walk in, with the typical vids, books and toys. Two…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 15 yrs ago 1

Club Saratoga

Duluth, MN

Got stuck on a business trip...

7.3/10

Got stuck on a business trip to Duluth the week after Christmas. Kind of strange, seemed like there was some kind of junior hockey tournament in town with lots of families at the hotels, and…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 15 yrs ago 1

Crystals

Thorold, ON

Penthouse is still the high class...

8.3/10

Penthouse is still the high class club in the falls. Dancers range from 7 to 9 (no such thing as a 10), not pushy, willing to sit and talk a bit, within reason. Beer prices…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 15 yrs ago

Pure Platinum

Kenmore, NY

When the US dollar was worth...

7.7/10

When the US dollar was worth something against the Canadian dollar, this place wasn't bad. Usually the least crowded bar in the Niagara Falls area, dancers never hassled the US patrons since they knew we…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 15 yrs ago 1

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, ON

Still the best club I've ever...

9.0/10

Still the best club I've ever been to, even with the Canadian dollar at par with the US. Dancers range in age from barely legal to (possibly) GILF, definitely MILF, very few who wouldn't rate…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 15 yrs ago

Expressions II

Tiffin, OH

Ohio's never been known for strip...

3.3/10

Ohio's never been known for strip clubs but I was stuck in Lima and this was the closest one. It lived up to my low expectations. First, it's a juice bar, which lets the girls at…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 15 yrs ago 1

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, UT

Only reason this place can go...

4.3/10

Only reason this place can go nude is that it's an overpriced juice bar. Night I was there admission was $20.00 including 2 drinks (Coke). Dancers weren't bad, mostly 5 to 7, looked like local…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 16 yrs ago 3

Pinky's Cabaret

Salt Lake City, UT

Not many choices in SLC but,...

7.3/10

Not many choices in SLC but, just looking to relax, you could do worse than PINKY'S. It's more of a neighborhood bar with dancers. There's not much of a schedule and, the night I was…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 16 yrs ago 1

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, TN

Going to a DV is like...

4.7/10

Going to a DV is like eating a burger at McDonalds--not the greatest, but they're consistent and you know what you'll get. BYOB status is a minus. Air dances are a minus, especially at $20.00…

BlomeclownBlomeclown· 16 yrs ago 3
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