Reviews by Blomeclown

First, the physical layout. It's almost an old style bar, no strobes or flashing lights, one stage close to the back. Decor is, again, ild style neighborhood bar. Second, the price. Friday nite cover was…

It's been said before. This is not one club but a bunch of them with different "specialties". I wish I could remember which specializes in what but it's easy enough to check. Just open the…

The place used to be decent but has gone downhill. It's a combination adult toy store/strip club.No drinks, no food, no smoking and no dancers who acted like they gave a damn. Stage show (nude),…

First,the plus points. It's in Wheeling, which is a nice town. Now the minus points. I walked in without checking TUSCL (big mistake). It's a long, skinny place with the bar up front and a stage/seating area…

I remember this place from years ago, when it was a local hole in the wall bikini bar with local talent. The only thing that's changed is that the local talent is wearing less. It's still…

Are we SURE this is a strip club? Went in on Wednesday about 7:00 PM. Bartender was mid 60's lady, looked like somebodys' grandma, pleasant but not what you would expect in a strip club. Couple of guys…

On the plus side-- The bathroom is clean. In fact, the entire bar, small as it is, is neat. You can avoid paying the admission charge by visiting their website. Drinks are semi-reasonable ($5.00 for a bottle of…

Just finished my Canadian triple--Downers, Pure Platinum and Seductions. No point in duplicating my efforts- want a full review of Seductions, look at my review of Sundowners. They'll be about identical. Biggest difference between Sundowners and…

Still one of the best clubs in Canada but it seems to be another casualty of the economy and the declining US dollar. The last time I was here, the Canadian dollar was worth about $.70…

OK, the review's a bit late (was there early December 2011) but things couldn't haven't changed that much in two months. First, we'll start with the club. Upscale doesn't quite cover it. The atmosphere, staff, general…

This is the type of hole in the wall bar that gives hole in the wall bars a bad reputation. The place looks and smells like it hasn't been cleaned in months. The country/western dance…

Going to a DV is like eating a burger at McDonalds--not the greatest, but they're consistent and you know what you'll get. BYOB status is a minus. Air dances are a minus, especially at $20.00…

Stopped in after an average stay at another club closer to town (Dancers Ranch). Don't know if it's the club, the location or just a bad night but it was not a good time. It's BYOB…

OK, it's a strip club that doubles as a whorehouse (or so it seems). Spent 2 weeks in Monterrey working with a Japanese engineering company and one of their guys who's been in country for several…

This place is a little gem. It's on the main drag in Weirton, which is a run down steel town. The club itself is nicely laid out, comfortable, friendly staff. Drink prices are very reasonable,…

Like some other reviewers have said, this place is a bit hard to find. Look for the big truck stop on I-81 in Dallas, WV. It's on a small road behind the truck stop. The clientelle…

I really should start believing the mediocre reviews. This had to be the worst dump I've ever been to. It's a porn shop when you walk in, with the typical vids, books and toys. Two…

Got stuck on a business trip to Duluth the week after Christmas. Kind of strange, seemed like there was some kind of junior hockey tournament in town with lots of families at the hotels, and…

Penthouse is still the high class club in the falls. Dancers range from 7 to 9 (no such thing as a 10), not pushy, willing to sit and talk a bit, within reason. Beer prices…

When the US dollar was worth something against the Canadian dollar, this place wasn't bad. Usually the least crowded bar in the Niagara Falls area, dancers never hassled the US patrons since they knew we…

Still the best club I've ever been to, even with the Canadian dollar at par with the US. Dancers range in age from barely legal to (possibly) GILF, definitely MILF, very few who wouldn't rate…

Ohio's never been known for strip clubs but I was stuck in Lima and this was the closest one. It lived up to my low expectations. First, it's a juice bar, which lets the girls at…

Only reason this place can go nude is that it's an overpriced juice bar. Night I was there admission was $20.00 including 2 drinks (Coke). Dancers weren't bad, mostly 5 to 7, looked like local…

Not many choices in SLC but, just looking to relax, you could do worse than PINKY'S. It's more of a neighborhood bar with dancers. There's not much of a schedule and, the night I was…

Going to a DV is like eating a burger at McDonalds--not the greatest, but they're consistent and you know what you'll get. BYOB status is a minus. Air dances are a minus, especially at $20.00…