Reviews by Blomeclown

Going to a DV is like eating a burger at McDonalds--not the greatest, but they're consistent and you know what you'll get. BYOB status is a minus. Air dances are a minus, especially at $20.00…

Stopped here same night I went to Adult World next door. Club used to be called The Oasis and it was a dive. Inside needed renovation, dancers had poor attitude and no looks, management too pushy,…

Haven't been to this place in years. Didn't know it was still open until I checked TUSCL. The club hasn't changed much. Still a local bar feel, along with local bar drink prices, and still some…

Interesting place. On the plus side, it's got a full service (but limited menu) restaurant that's really quite goodand reasonably priced, daily specials such as #2.00 beers/2 for 1 lappers on Tuesdays that can save you…

Not worth the visit. No alcohol,not even BYOB. No smoking. No touching. The girls looked fairly decent, some hotties, some looked like lot lizards from the truck stop next door. I got one air dance…

Garden City is an expensive place to be but this place is ridiculous. $10 gets you into the door, after which your first beer will take another $7 out of your wallet. The girls vary-…

So my company sends me on a business trip to Poland. Real convenient since I'm of Polish ancestry and can speak the language (sort of). Anyway, one of the locals I'm working with recommends this…

Going to a DV is like eating a burger at McDonalds--not the greatest, but they're consistent and you know what you'll get. Pricy booze is a minus. Air dances are a minus, especially at $20.00…

Going to a DV is like eating a burger at McDonalds--not the greatest, but they're consistent and you know what you'll get. No booze is a minus. Air dances in public are a minus, especially…

Calling this place a dump is an insult to dumps. The only plus point is that you can LEAVE. Stopped in based on the last review. Sorry, guy, but the gangstas are back. One cute…

Stopped here same night I went to Adult World next door. Club used to be called The Oasis and it was a dive. Inside needed renovation, dancers had poor attitude and no looks, management too pushy,…

Stopped in for my semi-annual visit during the Pennsylvania Farm Show several weeks ago. About 30 patrons, more than usual, looked like most were out of town farmers on their first trip to the big…

Came in here last time three years ago. Based on last review, decided to give it another shot. Mistake. Maybe I hit it on a bad night. Maybe the last review hit an exceptional night. In…

Not quite as bad as some of the previous reviews. First, you're in the southern part of Yooper country (look it up on Wikipedia.com) so it's the middle of nowhere. Walked in about 10:30 on…

This was my least favorite club in the Niagara falls area and it looks like it's gone downhill, maybe due to the economy. Came in about 5:00 Friday evening. Three dancers, none a knockout, none seemed…

Stopped at Sundowners on the same trip that got me to Seductions (see review). Same situation. The weak US dollar has had its effect by decreasing the number of US tourists and dropping the quality of…

The weak US dollar seems to have really put a dent into Seductions. Last time I was here, the exchange rate was about 75 cents US to the Canadian dollar. Now, at par, US tourists…

Here's a follow up to the previous review. I found myself in Denver again and decided to check PT's nude section. Picked a cute, long haired blonde from the topless area and asked her for a…

Came here on a Thursday night based on the last review. Maybe I hit a bad night. The girls were all 5-7, nothing spectacular but nothing that you would turn away. About 9 girls working this…

Came here about 11:00 on a Friday night based on TUSCL reviews and recommendation of an acquaintance in Denver. Both were right on. The club is divided into two sections, one topless with full bar and…

This is one of the best strip clubs in Denver. The girls are all gorgeous, the dances are all table at $20.00 with relatively high grindage, although with limited hand contact. One hint- if you…

This is a typical Vu juice bar. No alcohol, $7.00 drinks. Nice layout, good subdued lighting, good view of the stages from anywhere in the bar. Girls range from 6 to 8, all pleasant. Table…

It's a bookstore with a stage. Admission anywhere from $8.00 to $15.00 depending on time, day and who's dancing. Stage dances are nude, laps are bottoms on. Minimal one way contact, your hands off the…

Very unusual club. The building and decor look like they were brought in from Las Vegas. Admission is $10.00 (found out it's cheaper if you get there early), beer runs $7.50 for Sam Adams. Some…

Gotta read the reviews before stopping at any SC. This place is a dump. Walk in the front door and you're in a porno bookstore with a few video booths. Pay $10.00 and you get…