Reviews by Blomeclown

I was working in Ecuador and had to stay in Quito overnight before catching a flight home. One of the people I was working with recommended Vibraciones with a warning to leave my credit cards…

Maybe I'm getting spoiled because I travel a lot and run into different state and local laws. The concept of the bar separate from the club just takes some getting used to. The glass between…

Didn't think a Canadian club could go down so far so fast. Last time I was here was about 3 years ago. Dancers were (still are) not as hot as the Falls but what the…

Seems to have gone downhill a bit since last visit. Still has great looking women but they seem to be more interested in the back room than in the stage show. Understandable, more money for…

Still the best club anywhere. Came in after a disappointing visit to Seductions next door. The girls are still as gorgeous as ever and still friendly. Most of them won't hassle you for a dance (except…

This place is owned by the same people who own Seductions. Most of the girls are either too old (25+), too fat (120 pounds) or too flat chested (34B) to work at seductions. Damn, 25…

Probably the most laid back and snobby club in the Falls. OK, the ladies are gorgeous. The drink prices aren't ridiculous. The decor is better than most, if you like the Las Vegas chrome look. Problem is the dancers…

A true dump. BYOB but watch it, some of the "regulars" have long arms. Dancers rate a 5 at best, some 8 for looks but 0 for attitude. No private dances, stage too brightly lit,…

Waste of time and money. Girls ranged from 4 to 6 the night I was there. Lap dance was a waste, mostly air, one way contact only. Maybe I hit it on a bad night…

As a strip club, it's a zero. As a bar, it's a six. Let me paint the picture. I walk into what appears to be a neighborhood bar. There's a DJ to the right of the…

Cover charge $10.00 after 7:00 PM. Bottle of Sam Adams $6.75. Tip for bartender $1.25. Shooters $6.00 (one for me, one for the shooter girl). Tip for the shooter girl, $1.00. Another Sam Adams $6.75,…

The place is a dump, right in a truck stop. Beer and wine only, no booze. $5.00 to get in the door. Only 3 girls dancing the night I was there, girl next door type (if…

Walk in the front door and the place looks like a normal neighborhood bar (except or the girl in bra and g-string walking past). Drinks were typical bar prices. Pay your $7.00 cover and you…

This place looks like they started remodeling and ran out of money. I stopped in on a Friday night. There were six girls working, one of whom should not have taken her clothes off. I know…

Inflation has hit the Two Minnies. Lap dances are now $30.00. Cover is $5.00 at night but that gets you a half price drink. Beer prices are $3.00 normally (they run $1.00 beers on Mondays, but…

Only three reasons to be in Oneonta - you're driving rom Albany to Binghamton and are too tired to continue, you're a student at State University of N.Y., or you went to Cooperstown to the…

Here's the scorecard: Location - Rego Park, one of the safer neighborhoods in Queens, +3. Appearance - classy, clean, +3 Good looking women, +3. $10.00 cover ater 7:00 PM, -2 No booze, not even BYO, -2 Real ripoff in the VIP…

This has to be one of the better clubs in NYC even though the location is a bit scary if you're not a native New Yorker. The club is quite large and kind of upscale…

The last reviews had to be done by club management. Parking is on the street, the neighborhood isn't the greatest, dancers ranged from a 3 to a 7 (and she was a real pushy Russian…

Maybe I'm getting spoiled by out of state clubs. Erv's is dingy, dirty, no booze (but you can bring your own), mediocre to average dancers, overpriced cover ($20.00), air dance in private (?) booths, and…

Except for the Russian accents, this place could belong to tony Soprano. Definitely a "family" bar. Girls tend to be rude when sober, obnoxious when drunk. Some are marginally cute but the attitude blows it.…

You've got to be kidding. They spent more money on their website than they did on the club. Dark, dingy, no booze, no touching, no nothing. It's the only place for miles around and they…

Got a free pass for this place, only reason I went. For starters, they've got valet parking. Sorry, but anywhere in New York I want my car LOCKED with the keys in MY pocket. Also,…

This place pretty much sux. Girls are 4 to 6, very pushy, think they're doing you a favor by taking your money. Dances are nude on stage, didn't get a LD but got an offer…

Not a bad club, considering it's in Pennsylvania Dutch country. More like a theater than a strip club but they're constantly changing the interior layout. Only thing consistent has been the LD area, several open…