Reviews by Smegma Jones

Le Chambre The club itself – 6 This was my second visit here and the last one was 2.5 years ago. Nothing has changed at the club. It’s a small long rectangle with some...

I went back to the Slipper on this year's "Hooters and Scooters" motorcycle ride. The run went all day and the Slipper was the last stop in the early evening. The club...

I went out with some buddys the other night for a few drinks and were going to head to Heavenly Bodies, but one of the guys is a pussy so we went to Hooters...

Ok short and sweet.... The last time I was here, I came and gave it an OK review. Normally it is the quality of the dance (grind really) that gives it a few extra...

Well for the second time in about a month I went to Crazy Rock in Romeoville. Just a 'on a whim' thing, no plans for it, so I didn't write a review the...

Well, on my most recent trip to Detroit I planned on going by Trummps again. It was a fine time and I had no reason not to go except that I was driving...

Went to Trumps in August (a Thursday night). First time here, nice club. There were a LOT of girls ranging from 6 to 9 (there was a chick there who could have...

I found myself back in Detroit a few months ago (haven't gotten around to sending this in) and went past Cheetah's to see how it had been rebuilt. My last visit here was...

I returned again to the Cellar, only to find it had not changed much from my previous visits. I'm sure I will return, but only because I live in Joliet and hey, I'm...

Found the 'Free admission' coupon on the website, and figured what the heck? It isn't really free as the admission is $10 (covered with the pass) and you have to pay a $5...

Well I finally made it back to Detroit (the old job used to send me there once a month, the new job just set up shop there). After a few initial visits to...

If this club had nothing else other than the 'free' drinks and sandwiches, it would still be a great club. $10 at the door and a few tips and you can have a...

Sister club to All Stars, I went here after leaving there because they let you go to either club with your paid admission to one. Read my review of All Stars(Sheriden) for more...

On my trip to Denver, I visited 2 clubs....All Stars and PT's. Here is my review of All Stars, please check out my review of PT's which I will submit shortly. Going to Denver...