Posts by shadowcat

I protect my sheep. Not a week goes by that some newbie doesn't PM or email me wanting personal information about my girls. The newbie has nothing to offer. Could even be LE but that…

I have gotten 7 today. Half were from my buddies. They read my last review and wanted more info. They got it. the other half were from unknowns. They didn't get shit. Sorry dudes. I…

I have been having a problem with this for the last 3 days. Even now it does not show me logged in and won't let me log in by the normal procedure. I have…

This is so very personal but yet I cannot help but share it. Let me set the scenario. She is close to 30 now. Married but no kids. I am nor sure if you could call…

I discussed this with several favorite dancers over the last 3 days. They agreed with me. This is NOT a dance. This is fore play. It may be different where you go. None of my…

Things you can only say at Thanksgiving! 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one…

SCI-FI comes to porn. In this flick Ron Jeromy's dick gets invaded by an alien life force and becomes detached from his body. The movie centers around a film crew trying to film a porno…

I just read a news article on FOX NEWS. This guy had a topless coffee shop that burned to the ground. He had no insurance.Now he wants to reopen it in a trailer and serve…

A while ago I had a conversation with StripShopper about this. I admitted to having unprotected sex with a few strippers. He asked "aren't you worried about STD's? I replied "I am almost 68. What…