Posts by motorhead

"As we entered into a work subject discussion, the thin AA dancer that had been on stage as we entered the club emerged from the back wearing street clothes. She walked up to one of the guys at our table…

I dug out this old video of the band in '78 featuring some of the D-Town clubbers That's me on keyboard. Drac on lead vocals. Vince Michaels on bass. Jackslash on drums. And SuperDude with backing vocals. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr4wGFJrSss&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I know there's lots to be annoyed at in this world, but at least when I'm reading strip club reviews, I don't want to tax my little brain too much. For some reason, a few guys (thankfully not many) want to…

RIP Roger Ebert, my all-time favorite film critic. I saw a list of his mosted hated movies in history. Don't get me wrong - I'm not a huge fan of action movies - I would rather watch "Twelve Angry Men"…

I go to strip clubs to hype my street cred. As a middle aged, unmarried male - I'm afraid all my family, friends, neighbors, co-workers assume I'm gay. What about y'all?

Seems many of the schools 'round these parts are on spring break this week and the stripper whores are either on vacation or doing shit with their kids this week. Can't get anyone to return my texts. Might have to…

This was the wrong decision. This nixes my plan of adopting a stripper. http://now.msn.com/john-bailey-goodman-florida-millionaire-told-he-cannot-adopt-adult-girlfriend

I was surprised by the responses in the "Kids" thread? So what IS the WORST thing a stripper can show you: • a picture of her kids • her genital warts • her eviction notice • a positive pregnancy test • a picture of her…

My ATF just told me she masturbates 4 times per day. C'mon you selfish bastards. You're only thinkin' about yourself. f.

Tiger Woods has a new girlfriend. Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn. He seems to have a predilection for white blonde women. She has a nice ass, but her face isn't a 10. He could have done better IMO.

“You don't get to do that. To come into somebody's life, make them care, and then just check out" Some may recognize this quote as what Dale said to Andrea minutes before the CDC exploded on the first season finale of…

http://www.dailyfunlists.com/25-most-hilarious-mugshots-of-all-time/ Takes some time, but funny Makes me look Cary Grant. (Ryan Gosling for the young 'uns)