Reviews by ArchieB

Managed a trip to FP last month for 1st time in a year. So glad I did. Stayed across the road at the new Travelodge which was amazingly handy. Tried out a few new girls…

Called in briefly to the B&H one Saturday late afternoon as I had time to kill, fancied a beer and an ogle and maybe a LD with the right girl. Beer was very refreshing, the…

This place is purely designed to separate you from your money. Entered down a flight of stairs, there is a stage across the far end with two peninsular extensions which have open areas inside where…

Re-visited this establishment under it's new identity (has changed from Truffle Club to Spearmint Rhino and now Platinum Lace). Much improved IMHO. The stage where the dancers stripped is now seating and there is a…

This was a rather different experience than anything else I have come across. Not really a strip club, more a topless encounter bar. I went there after trying out the Olde Axe in Shoreditch and…

I actually really enjoyed my visit to Venus and, if I had more time and funds would have happily stayed. Except for the urge out of curiosity to research other venues, I'd be happy to…

Previous reviews fairly accurate but I found the lap dances disappointing compared to what I was expecting. Paid £3 entry & bought pint at the bar. Almost immediately, a slim, young blonde Russian girl approached…

My 4th review of he WB, but an update is needed. Where are all the other Scottish LD fans? The Western was refurbished a few months ago and I have visited twice since then. The bar…

Visited this club after leaving Sinless (review submitted). At least this place did live up to its description as a lap-dancing bar and was significantly better than Sinless (not difficult) though comparatively tame relative to…

Very appropriate name. When I visited, there was no sin evident, and certainly no lap dancing. There was a guy outside, coaxing punters in. In I duly went, down a flight of stairs, no entrance…

This may be the best public Lap dance establishment in England - certainly the best one I have ever visited. I am gutted that I was only able to stay about 30 mins as I…

New club, only been open a couple of months. Went in for about 45 mins just to case the joint. Replacement for Legs'N'Co. Thought it was closed at first as door wouldn't open, but saw…

Brief visit on Monday afternoon. 4 girls on, 6-7s and about 12 customers. During the time I was there there was no stage show, probably because it was so quiet. However, the girls circulated well,…

Most recent visit was Saturday evening after the recent Scotland vs England Rugby International. Scotland had won but both sets of fans were celebrating. The place was packed. Had several dances with Christina and with…

Club is a short distance from the pedestrianised high st, upstairs in a redeveloped warehouse. Opened just before xmas in the smallest Scottish town to boast(?) a strip club. Visited Saturday 10pm. A dozen or…

Finally managed a visit here at 1am on a Saturday. What a disappointment! Paid cover at top of stairs & shown to seat by DJ/manager who took my drink order (£3 for bottled beer). He sent…

This place just keeps getting better! Wish I could score higher than a 10 now! Visited twice recently on a Friday and a Saturday & got to meet several new girls who impressed very much. Yes…

New establishment 2 doors down from Bottoms Up. Formerly Big Daddy O's & owned by same people as Hooters in Edinbro & DD in Glasgow. Now independent. Decor all blue. As you go in, you…

Visited again last Saturday evening & still rates highly. Entrance is still £10 but a pint of lager is up to £3.70. Club was not exceptionally busy & there were loads of dancers on -…

My first ever 10 rating for Scotland! This is based on 2 recent visits on consecutive Thursday & Friday evenings (also got in for £5 on the Friday with discount voucher handed out across the street).…

Why is this place so quiet on nights when the Western Bar, the B&H and the Fantasy Palace are packed? Easy - nothing but air dances. Girls are pretty, but unremarkable (4 to 8). One…

Made a couple of visits to the FP recently and ws faitrly impressed. Lots of dancers, 5s to 9s, pole show occasionally. Dances take place in a huge area behind a partition from the main…

Had the whole of last Friday evening free in Glasgow so paid an extended visit to DD. £5 entry, usual bar prices. Must've been nearly 20 babes there, nothing below a 7, mostly Scottish (Glasgow,…

Just managed a short visit to the Western last Sunday afternoon as an interlude to a slightly longer session at the Burke & Hare across the road. No entry fee and dances £10 a song. The…

Latest visit last Sunday as I had an hour to spare. No entry fee; it was quiet at first, only 2 other drinkers in and 4 dancers (7-8s) on duty - 2 Scottish girls (one…