Why is this place so quiet...

Why is this place so quiet on nights when the Western Bar, the B&H and the Fantasy Palace are packed? Easy - nothing but air dances. Girls are pretty, but unremarkable (4 to 8). One comparatively good looking young lady took me into a very large partitioned off booth with a low, soft couch. Unimpressed by the lack of any contact, I left to return to the FP only to discover my credit cards and my hotel pass had disappeared from my back pocket. To be fair, when I retraced my steps to BU they let me in even though the place had officially closed and it turns out the girl had found my cards and kept them for me behind the bar. Phew!