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Long Legs
Manchester
First LD outing since pre COVID so long overdue. I had up to a couple of hours to fill before meeting friends for a meal so set myself a budget, parked in the adjacent Chinatown…
Ye Olde Axe
Spitalfields
Only my 3rd ever visit to the Axe and my 2nd review on the establishment. My first was a full 10 years ago, and rather disappointing. I didn't review the second visit 4 years ago as it…
Western Bar
Edinburgh
I last visited Western Bar on a Wednesday night in November 2015 when, for a birthday treat, I took along an ex-lapdancer friend of mine, who'd only worked in Glasgow and had never experienced the…
Western Bar
Edinburgh
Had a day working in Edinburgh and felt like winding down afterwards so there was only one place I was likely to go. It WAS quietish, with less than a dozen dancers and a similar…
Western Bar
Edinburgh
I was fortunate enough to be in Edinburgh again recently but only for an afternoon and I was only free for a short time, so the only possible LD place to visit was the good…
The Fantasy Palace
Edinburgh
Have made a couple of visits to FP since my last report, most notably back in October last year on a quiet night when both Christina and Becky were there and I split my time…
Western Bar
Edinburgh
Have made a few visits to the WB since my last review and it has never disappointed. The attractiveness of the dancers is generally not as outstanding as some other places (B&H, FP) as they…
El Buho Verde
Palma, ES
Was in Mallorca again in April and managed TWO wonderful visits to El Buho Verde. Valentina was still working there and I spent ALL my time on both occasions exclusively with her, sitting variously on my…
Kam Po Shing Karaoke Night Club
Hong Kong
Had done some research on ISG with this possibility in mind and identified "37 Dundas" as the place to visit daytime in mainland HK so headed by metro to Yau Ma Tai and a 3…
Club Crossroads
Hong Kong
This place is one of many apparently similar bars along the western stretches of Lockhart Rd, Jaffe Road and adjacent streets. I looked into a few others as I walked past and nothing much seemed…
Club Cleopatra
Palma, ES
Club Cleo is one of a group of clubs/bars on this road that winds down to the port at the west end of Palma. When I arrived after 10pm, the Cotton Club (which is at…
Los Angeles
Palma, ES
Visited this place during an intermission from Club Cleopatra (see review for location and other details). LA was much quieter than CC. I bought a 6Euro drink for myself and 40Euros bought one for a Brazilian…
Rouge
Rotherham
Came here to round off the night after an earlier visit to Scores in Sheffield. It is part of "Renoirs and Rouge", just off Moorgate Street in Rotherham town centre. Renoirs is a lounge bar,…
Scores
Sheffield
Spacious and moderately busy, newly refurbished sports and LD club on major roundabout (look it up if you don't know what it is, Yanks) near centre of Sheffield. Seems to go under 2 names at…
El Buho Verde
Palma, ES
Belated (very) report on my second, follow-up visit to EBV which actually happened back on September 2010. On this evening, I had scouted out Queens Club in Arenal and Musikladen which are reviewed already. Between Musikladen…
Western Bar
Edinburgh
Had an escort cancel on me so decided to drive over to Edinburgh and cheer myself up with a few lapdances at Fantasy Palace. It's closed till 19th January so second choice was either B&H…
Burke and Hare
Edinburgh
Popped over to the B&H for an interlude during my visit to the Western Bar opposite (see separate review). Unlike the WB, which was packed, the Burke was dead. 4 very attractive dancers sitting at…
Forbidden
Glasgow
First visit to Forbidden for about a year! This time went with a new pal at his suggestion.The place is supposed to open at 8pm but at 8.20 we were turned away at the door…
El Buho Verde
Palma, ES
I love this place! Its the sort of joint where I will always be tempted to spend too much and I can't wait for my next holiday on Mallorca to get the chance to risk…
Queens Club
Palma, ES
Avoid this place like the plague, unless you are into unattractive, older, overweight mamas. Queens Club is at the back of the Queens English pub (a rather better bet for an evening's entertainment). Its entrance opens…
Musik Laden
Palma, ES
This district, Playa de Palma on the island of Mallorca, is mainly frequented by German tourists. Hence the prominent sign outside "OBEN OHNE" = "TOPLESS". Going in, you enter a spacious, plush room reminiscent of…
Seventh Heaven
Glasgow
Been a while so time for another visit to 7th H. Still £10 entry & booze prices still OK. They have changed the layout a bit and what was dance booths behind the stage are…
FKK Arabella
Gelsenkirchen, DE
This is my favourite place to be on the entire planet. A naked girl welcomes you in, you pay entrance (approx 30 Euros but varies depending on time of day) at the bar, lock your…
The Sugar Lounge
Reading
The only Strip Club in Reading. Fairly typical city centre club. Entrance off busy main street, up stairs to bar/sitting area, passageway off to left, lines with seats, leads to dance area curtained off but…
Western Bar
Edinburgh
Very disappointed in my last visit so didn't stay long. Based on what I saw, the quality of dancers has deteriorated dramatically, so only had 2 £10 dances (basic dance cost on Thursdays is £5).…
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