Club is a short distance from...

Club is a short distance from the pedestrianised high st, upstairs in a redeveloped warehouse. Opened just before xmas in the smallest Scottish town to boast(?) a strip club. Visited Saturday 10pm. A dozen or so girls (mostly 6-8s), hardly any guys. Got much busier over the next hour or so but all young lads with very little cash (so one or two of the girls told me). Girls all young & mostly local but 3 Romanians & one Cuban, some of whom have worked elsewhere in Scotland. Free pole dance show every 20 mins or so at back of club. Lapdances in darkened curtained-off area in narrow partitioned (but cosy) seats (sit on hands). High hustle factor from the Romanians, Cuban and one local girl, but most of the locals ignored my attempts to catch their eye - maybe it was the young guys they wanted to associate with, not sugardaddy with the cash!

I was approached when ordering my first drink at the bar by slim, dark haired Romanian Andrea, whose English was very good, and who explained the system (pay the girls, usual £10 for 3 mins; £20 for sexier 6 minute dance; £100 30 mins VIP). Took a 6 min with her which was fairly good 1-way contact, favourably comparable to most other clubs here. Next, a £20-er with local girl Dani (young, curvy, dark-blonde) whose dance style was more detached, less personal than Andrea. Thirdly the Cuban girl (sorry dear, your name has escaped me) came over and chatted for a good while then we went to a different sideroom for another 6 minute dance. I turned down an approach from a second Romanian girl who I had seen dance at the pole as I was trying to attract the attention of one of the young local gals, but then I was joined by the 3rd Romanian, Karina. WOW! In my book a definite 10! Slim, blonde, beautiful face and lovely smile. I was knocked out by her! In the lapdance area she did not disappoint. She looked fabulous naked & made good contact, especially with her nicely rounded breasts . I drank in the sight and feel of her and let her empty my wallet. (Apparently she has danced at my more frequent haunt 7th Heaven in Glasgow and I certainly hope she finds her way back there as I'm unlikely to go to PE when I'm in Dunfermline again - not with Fantasy Palace in Edinburgh as a nearby alternative.)