Avoid this place like the plague,...

Avoid this place like the plague, unless you are into unattractive, older, overweight mamas. Queens Club is at the back of the Queens English pub (a rather better bet for an evening's entertainment).

Its entrance opens onto the road called Trasimeno which runs parallel to the sea front in Arenal, the southernmost district of Playa de Palma.

I was ushered in by the usual "barker" who patrols the area outside these clubs, down a few steps into the bar. I took one look at the lineup of a dozen or more mature, well-built "ladies" sitting along the bar, turned tail and left. Compared to El Buho Verde or Musikladen this place is the pits.

Never again.