Mons Venus' slightly less attractive (and...

Mons Venus' slightly less attractive (and thus correspondingly more slutty) sister. If you can only go to one, Mons is the right choice in my opinion, but a bit of human Frogger (the 1980's video game, for those who don't get the reference) across Dale Mabry between the two clubs can be worthwhile. Again, you'll find a stunning number of Playboy-quality hotties at Mons, but all it really takes is one, and often there will be at least that at 2001.

The difference in private options between the two finds 2001 winning by a mile. Mons simply has none. That's part of its charm, honestly. They wouldn't get the gorgeous girls who don't need to play if that was the game. But 2001 has many places, at varying price points, that get you out of the public eye. I haven't personally had any below the belt action, but that's really because I don't look for it. I would have to think it's available with some effort ($). But no solid evidence on that, to be fair.