This is the "arena football league"...

This is the "arena football league" strip club of Dallas, in my opinion. There's some talent here, and maybe even a few who were once great (stripper equivalent of Terrell Owens) but whose best days are behind them. It shouldn't be your first pick, unless your tastes run toward the seedy. Tattoos, bad plastic surgery, and anything is possible. It's the most geographically convenient club for me so I'll still check in occasionally, but I usually leave thinking I should have followed my better instincts and driven on by. And each visit typically begins obnoxiously because there is some weird zoning thing that requires skirting a legal technicality with a free/bogus club membership that slows down the entry process. If you get stuck behind a group of three or four newbies, it can take ten minutes to get inside. After you've done it once you won't need to do it again, but if you're stuck behind others you still suffer from second-hand tediousness.