This place remains the finest physical...

This place remains the finest physical facility of all DFW clubs in my opinion, and I know many others agree. It really does mimic an old hunting lodge quite well, which is a nice change from the general nondescript soulless flash of typical strip club interior design. Sure, there are several dozen decapitated animal heads coating the walls, including a hippopotamus holding the glowing exit sign in its jaws, but then what strip club patron doesn't like some good head(s).

Food is good too. No, seriously. Not just strip club good. Restaurant good. And the prices are actually cheap. It's like strip club bizarro world, because a Bud Light will cost $6 or something.

But any club must be judged by its dancers, and here's the scoop on that topic--the typical Lodge girl is late 20's, fake rack, just starting to show the effects of too much tanning and partying but still legitimately hot, pretty hands-off compared to other DFW spots but always exceptions. Almost exclusively caucasian. Eye candy on any given night is practically a guarantee. A good time? A bit of a crap shoot.