Reviews by Smirnov

Not much of a place -- kind of blue-collar with an ambience of drunk-blind-insane decorator chic. When you walk in, the tiny dance floor is on your left; a few tables stand scattered against…

I like this club. I've seen the mileage go up and down -- last time I was here, the mileage was pretty mild. By mild, mind you, there is still constant contact and grinding, even…

This place is sort of crazy. I have had nights here that rivaled anywhere I've ever been as far as mileage. I've had nights here that had more action right at the bar…

Definitely no extras here, and the prices are a little high. That said, the girls are pretty friendly, and they're downright pretty. This is a good place to spend a little time if you're just…

This place has much more the feel of a redneck/country bar than a strip club. I've been in here twice, and have yet to see a girl actually venture onto the small stage. Pretty much,…

Yup, this place is great for mileage, and for (mostly) good looking girls. In the back room, the mileage CAN be excellent. First, make sure you get a dance at the bar from a girl…

Bugsy's is still Bugsy's, as far as quality of girls (uneven, but not horrible) and mileage (uneven, but better (by far) than most bars in Cleveland). There's a new wrinkle, however. The Champagne room, which…

I went back here again last night. It's been several months, and I thought I should check it out again. The last time here I couldn't get a fix on mileage. Now that I've…

Since my last review here (in which several good things happened during a lap dance), things have calmed down a bit. This is still an okay place for mileage, but here's what you can expect: Lap dances…

Well, I'm unsure what kind of club this is (as to mileage, at least). Let me explain: First, as to the club itself, it was clean, nice, mostly classy (in a semi-tawdry "gentleman's club" kind…

I was in here last weekend. The girls, as noted elsewhere, are not quite 10's...but there wasn't a single one that didn't look good. Furthermore, the dances they'd give right at the bar…

I stopped back in here recently, and nothing much had changed from my previous review. I have concluded, though, that it is important to come in on the night shift. In a lot of stripclubs,…

Well. I swore I wouldn't go back to this boring, stupid, waste-of-time club....yet last week, I went in anyway. ....and was pleasantly surprised to find that it had improved a LOT. Instead of one or two…

As near as I can figure, it's pretty much a crap-shoot as to how much mileage you'll get here. I've taken girls upstairs, and had (mostly) air dances....and yet I've been severely man-handled right at the…

Went back here a short time ago. Still not the home of gorgeous women, but is still the home of major groping right at the bar stool. Simply sit there, and sooner or…

Depends on what you're looking for.....but Bugsy's can be a blast. If you want high-class surroundings, guarded parking, super-model dancers....don't go here. But if you want incredibly high mileage during lap dances (and hell, even…

Nice looking girls here (mostly)....very aggressive for private dances, though. I got a couple of 'em....as you'd expect, the groping and contact were high mileage -- very high mileage. No hands snuck inside…

There's something to be said for straightforwardness and honesty. I went into Lipstixx on a Wednesday night...only a couple of girls there. Iand I was the only guy. The first girl, a slightly heavyset asian,…

I liked this club. Kinda dark and smoky inside -- it's pretty large. Kind of looks like the inside of a barn. There's porn (and a little bit of sports) on several…

No cover, which was nice. Girls were, for the most part, really really good looking. A nice variety of bodies to choose from, and all of them were nice. The small stage…

Just basic strip club atmosphere. Some girls look good, some not so much.... ...but ALL of 'em -- much more so than most places I go -- look bored bored bored. There was some fairly high…

The rating is high, but that depends on what you're looking for. The place is semi-dumpy inside, and mondo-scary dumpy outside. The girls aren't bad -- couple of 8's; couple of 4's...... ....but the…

I swore I wouldn't come here again.....but, you know, there's always people here, and it had been a long time since I came here, and I figured maybe things had changed, maybe it's not so…

Maybe I just hit it on a bad night. PROBABLY I just hit it on a bad night....although it was 8:00 on a Saturday night -- doesn't it seem like SOMETHING should be happening…

This place can be fun....and it can be pretty amazingly not fun.... There is almost always pressure from dancers for laps and/or drinks. The good news (well, seems like good news to me, at least)…