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published 16 yrs ago
As always, if you're looking for...
reviewed by
Smirnov

6.7

As always, if you're looking for the better-looking dancers, go at night. If you're looking for the higher-mileage dancers, go during the day. The mileage on the day shift is infinitely better than…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I hadn't been in here in...
reviewed by
Smirnov

2.7

I hadn't been in here in a long time, but stopped in one early evening recently. No girls were out on the floor when I got there, but a couple came out soon after…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Most of the girls look good...
reviewed by
Smirnov

7.0

Most of the girls look good here, and some of them dance nude. It seems to be up to them, and most choose not to. Most will flash you some, though.

The girls will…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I keep saying I won't bother...
reviewed by
Smirnov

2.7

I keep saying I won't bother coming back here; then I keep coming back. It's a dump, it's always been a dump. The extras are here, for sure (probably why I find myself…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I like it here....the mileage varies,...
reviewed by
Smirnov

7.0

I like it here....the mileage varies, but it's never just zero. For the $5 lap at the bar, expect -- at least -- to get plenty of grinding....and it's not unusual to get some…

review
published 17 yrs ago
I just slipped in here last...
reviewed by
Smirnov

1.0

I just slipped in here last night myself....and man, did it ever suck. The decor and ambiance was as trashy needig-a-shower when you leave as ever...and the girls were just boring.

Not just boring to…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Holy cow. The last review couldn't be...
reviewed by
Smirnov

4.0

Holy cow.

The last review couldn't be more blatent -- and more blatently wrong. First of all, being the best cabaret on Brookpark Road is setting the bar extremely low -- none of 'em are…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Not sure how to rate this...
reviewed by
Smirnov

5.0

Not sure how to rate this place. It's Roy's new place -- he of the old Belmont Grill -- and it has the same kinds of dancers, exactly.

The place itself is infinitely nicer than…

review
published 17 yrs ago
I had kinda given up on...
reviewed by
Smirnov

4.0

I had kinda given up on Bugsy's -- the hustle was not worth the lack of action -- but I went back on an exploratory mission. I was curious how, if at all, the…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Whiskey River? I've been in here twice;...
reviewed by
Smirnov

4.0

Whiskey River?

I've been in here twice; a complete mixed-bag both times. The first time, the girls took turn dancing on a strange little, rail-surrounded stage in the back. There were some very beefy…

review
published 17 yrs ago
I stopped in here during the...
reviewed by
Smirnov

6.0

I stopped in here during the day shift, recently. My first time here.....and it left me bewildered as to why it's always in the top ten (or so) rated clubs in the country.…

review
published 18 yrs ago
The club had been closed for...
reviewed by
Smirnov

6.0

The club had been closed for a while -- for renovations -- and it just recently re-opened. It does look better, but I can't say as it's exactly Trump Tower.

The biggest problem for…