Reviews by Smirnov

I hadn't been here in ages. Used to be that this was a zero-mileage place, so-so looking dancers. Well, they're still so-so looking (mostl) and the place looks exactly the same, but the mileage is…

I stopped in here after being away from it for a couple of years. Not much change. Dancers dance, they flash, they accept tips graciously. I did get a couple of dances in the…

I rated the dancers a 5 because 1 was a solid 8 or so, 1 was a solid zero. The others were both around a 4 or 5.....slim pickins if looks matter.…

I've been back a few times. One thing that has remained a rule -- at least every time I've been there -- is that even the bar dances (which are $5) will include, at…

Yep, 1245 is open now, and fun as ever. It doesn't have (and never did) the utter sleaze cachet of Jen's or the cynical brothel all-business ambiance of Georgies, but it can be fun. I…

Didn't intend to go here; but driving by caused me to decide, spur of the moment, to stop in, even though it looked like the place hadn't changed at all (and it was pretty bad…

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon, shortly after work. Maybe 5 girls there. One was a little large (and cute); the others were smaller and cuter. Ages ranged a bit from young…

This place never changes. That's both a good thing and a bad thing. The girls don't turn over much, so if you like seeing new talent every time you enter a place, you'll…

I, too, spoke to a guy who knows the owner, and confirmed 1245 will re-open. I'll believe it when I see it, but it would be good. It was always pretty hit-and-miss anyway, at the…

Every time I go in here, I swear I'll never do that again....but every so often -- for no imaginable reason -- I find myself going in. The last time I left, I said…

Unlike a lot of strip clubs, the dancers don't really change here....stop in, and you'll likely see the same girls you saw here 11 months ago. This is both good and bad -- if…

As always, the range of girls at Jens' varies -- both in physical appearance and in mileage. But if you choose carefully while at the bar -- they'll all come over eventually and offer to dance…

I tried to stop by Jen's on a Monday late afternoon. Although the posted hours said that Jen's should be open, it was not. I don't know if it's closed forever, or just for that…

I hadn't been in CW's for a long time -- easily over a year -- but a couple of recent reviews convinced me I should give it another try. Turns out that was wrong. It…

This was the complete opposite of Visions in Maumelle. No cover, nice place, interesting barely dressed girls. I was sitting for, maybe, 3 minutes when a sharp-looking sexy girl sat on my lap, started talking…

I was here from out of town, and man did I hate this place. First off, there was a $10 cover. Ten dollars! Really? For a place in which the girls wear pasties? After…

So. Since the last time I posted a review, I've been in here once or twice with a nice selection and quantity of girls. Good thing. And the dancers, just like always, will bug…

Things have definitely gotten looser here. I hadn't been in for a while, but when I sat down a dancer came over to me immediately. Which is common here. What is less common is…

I had not been in here in ages. Looked about the same, although empty. It was on a Friday night, and I had gone to a couple of other clubs in Cleveland that night, and…

This place is a dump. Believe it. I was here when it was named....something else that I forget. Looked exactly the same then; smelled exactly the same. It is dark, and very very smoky, state…

I know this place was closed...and now, supposedly, it is open. And the hours, supposedly, are from 4:00 p.m. until closing. But I've been here in the afternoon, around 4:30, and it was dead.…

I've seen that Lola mentioned in the previous review. In a place populated by unattractive women who hustle you unmercifully for mediocre dances, Lola stands out. Mind you, she wants your money, too…

This is a new club. A little hard to find -- the small sign on the street is not lit, and the building is set way back. I happened into it by accident,…

As always, if you're looking for the better-looking dancers, go at night. If you're looking for the higher-mileage dancers, go during the day. The mileage on the day shift is infinitely better than…

Most of the girls look good here, and some of them dance nude. It seems to be up to them, and most choose not to. Most will flash you some, though. The girls will…