Reviews

As always, the range of girls at Jens' varies -- both in physical appearance and in mileage.

But if you choose carefully while at the bar -- they'll all come over eventually and offer to dance…

I tried to stop by Jen's on a Monday late afternoon. Although the posted hours said that Jen's should be open, it was not.

I don't know if it's closed forever, or just for that…

I hadn't been in CW's for a long time -- easily over a year -- but a couple of recent reviews convinced me I should give it another try.

Turns out that was wrong. It…

This was the complete opposite of Visions in Maumelle. No cover, nice place, interesting barely dressed girls.

I was sitting for, maybe, 3 minutes when a sharp-looking sexy girl sat on my lap, started talking…

I was here from out of town, and man did I hate this place.

First off, there was a $10 cover. Ten dollars! Really? For a place in which the girls wear pasties?

After…

So. Since the last time I posted a review, I've been in here once or twice with a nice selection and quantity of girls. Good thing.

And the dancers, just like always, will bug…

Things have definitely gotten looser here. I hadn't been in for a while, but when I sat down a dancer came over to me immediately. Which is common here.

What is less common is…

I had not been in here in ages. Looked about the same, although empty.

It was on a Friday night, and I had gone to a couple of other clubs in Cleveland that night, and…

This place is a dump. Believe it.

I was here when it was named....something else that I forget. Looked exactly the same then; smelled exactly the same.

It is dark, and very very smoky, state…

I know this place was closed...and now, supposedly, it is open.

And the hours, supposedly, are from 4:00 p.m. until closing.

But I've been here in the afternoon, around 4:30, and it was dead.…

I've seen that Lola mentioned in the previous review. In a place populated by unattractive women who hustle you unmercifully for mediocre dances, Lola stands out. Mind you, she wants your money, too…

This is a new club. A little hard to find -- the small sign on the street is not lit, and the building is set way back. I happened into it by accident,…