Reviews by Smirnov

Most of the girls look good here, and some of them dance nude. It seems to be up to them, and most choose not to. Most will flash you some, though. The girls will…

I keep saying I won't bother coming back here; then I keep coming back. It's a dump, it's always been a dump. The extras are here, for sure (probably why I find myself…

I like it here....the mileage varies, but it's never just zero. For the $5 lap at the bar, expect -- at least -- to get plenty of grinding....and it's not unusual to get some…

I just slipped in here last night myself....and man, did it ever suck. The decor and ambiance was as trashy needig-a-shower when you leave as ever...and the girls were just boring. Not just boring to…

Holy cow. The last review couldn't be more blatent -- and more blatently wrong. First of all, being the best cabaret on Brookpark Road is setting the bar extremely low -- none of 'em are…

Not sure how to rate this place. It's Roy's new place -- he of the old Belmont Grill -- and it has the same kinds of dancers, exactly. The place itself is infinitely nicer than…

I had kinda given up on Bugsy's -- the hustle was not worth the lack of action -- but I went back on an exploratory mission. I was curious how, if at all, the…

Whiskey River? I've been in here twice; a complete mixed-bag both times. The first time, the girls took turn dancing on a strange little, rail-surrounded stage in the back. There were some very beefy…

I stopped in here during the day shift, recently. My first time here.....and it left me bewildered as to why it's always in the top ten (or so) rated clubs in the country.…

The club had been closed for a while -- for renovations -- and it just recently re-opened. It does look better, but I can't say as it's exactly Trump Tower. The biggest problem for…

Okay. I tried it again. It's been quite a while, and you never know how things may change for the better (or, indeed, the worse). C.W.'s hasn't changed at all. I went in…

Not exactly the classiest joint in the world -- or even in the area (which sets the bar a bit lower) -- but not a dump, either. More like a well-kept 1950's basement. The girls…

I stopped in here on a Monday night. There were about 5 girls dancing -- significantly fewer than usual....but they all, every one of 'em, looked great. Even the waitress -- yes, there…

I've been in here twice in the past 2 weeks....once early on a Wednesday (shortly after work); once late on a Monday. The sign out front still says "Bikini Dancers", but you couldn't prove it by…

Used to be that the only reason to come in here was the mileage, both at the bar and during a dance. Now? No real reason to come in here, seems to me. Yes, the occasional…

Your feelings about this club will depend completely on what you like.... First of all, expect very loud and unremitting rap music. It's loud and unlit and not exactly the classiest place in Cleveland.…

This club is a mixed bag. First of all, it's basically a neighborhood blue-collar bar with a tiny stage tacked on behind the seats. The dancers range from VERY nice looking and sexy…

It's too expensive here; and it can be hard to get a girl's attention, if you want it. But it's nicely dark by the tables, and the girls are (almost without exception) very attractive when they…

I swore I wouldn't return here, but my car kinda steered itself in here on Saturday night. There was only one girl working, and she doubled as the barmaid. At least they didn't…

As has always been the case here, the quality of dancers vary from one visit to the next -- from hour to hour, I'm pretty sure. Moreover, the quality of the dances varies, too. Here,…

This place is, absolutely, a grabby, stick-shifting place. Buy a girl a drink at the bar, and her hand will creep up your thigh. Sit in a booth with her, and it will…

I hadn't been in here in a long time....but boredom won out, and I went in a couple of nights ago. Decor and music hadn't changed.....still an odd mix of "gentleman's club" and strip club.…

If you're looking for sheer raw beauty, don't bother with the Fox's Den. The girls aren't bad looking -- by no means! -- but almost every single one of 'em is carrying more pounds…

There are, generally speaking, two distinct kinds of strip clubs in Cleveland.....the "gentlemen's clubs" (Christies, Crazy Horse, et al), with gorgeous women and a fairly rigidly enforced rule set regarding contact (grinding yes; grabbing (in…

I tried to stop in here on a Monday night, and it was dark and empty. Looked like they might be doing some remodeling or something. Not sure how long it's supposed to last --…