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Smirnov

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105 reviews by Smirnov

Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Brunswick, OH

Most of the girls look good...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Most of the girls look good here, and some of them dance nude. It seems to be up to them, and most choose not to. Most will flash you some, though. The girls will…

17 yrs ago
Fox's Den

Fox's Den

Brook Park, OH

I keep saying I won't bother...

★★★★★★★2.7/10

I keep saying I won't bother coming back here; then I keep coming back. It's a dump, it's always been a dump. The extras are here, for sure (probably why I find myself…

17 yrs ago
Jen's Den

Jen's Den

Akron, OH

I like it here....the mileage varies,...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I like it here....the mileage varies, but it's never just zero. For the $5 lap at the bar, expect -- at least -- to get plenty of grinding....and it's not unusual to get some…

17 yrs ago
Fox's Den

Fox's Den

Brook Park, OH

I just slipped in here last...

★★★★★★1.0/10

I just slipped in here last night myself....and man, did it ever suck. The decor and ambiance was as trashy needig-a-shower when you leave as ever...and the girls were just boring. Not just boring to…

18 yrs ago
Privilege Lounge 216

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, OH

Holy cow. The last review couldn't be...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Holy cow. The last review couldn't be more blatent -- and more blatently wrong. First of all, being the best cabaret on Brookpark Road is setting the bar extremely low -- none of 'em are…

18 yrs ago
Late Night Pub

Late Night Pub

Tallmadge, OH

Not sure how to rate this...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Not sure how to rate this place. It's Roy's new place -- he of the old Belmont Grill -- and it has the same kinds of dancers, exactly. The place itself is infinitely nicer than…

18 yrs ago
Lulu's

Lulu's

Cleveland, OH

I had kinda given up on...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I had kinda given up on Bugsy's -- the hustle was not worth the lack of action -- but I went back on an exploratory mission. I was curious how, if at all, the…

18 yrs ago
Whiskey River

Whiskey River

Barberton, OH

Whiskey River? I've been in here twice;...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Whiskey River? I've been in here twice; a complete mixed-bag both times. The first time, the girls took turn dancing on a strange little, rail-surrounded stage in the back. There were some very beefy…

18 yrs ago
Roxy Showgirls

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, OH

I stopped in here during the...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I stopped in here during the day shift, recently. My first time here.....and it left me bewildered as to why it's always in the top ten (or so) rated clubs in the country.…

19 yrs ago
Club 1245

Club 1245

Tallmadge, OH

The club had been closed for...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

The club had been closed for a while -- for renovations -- and it just recently re-opened. It does look better, but I can't say as it's exactly Trump Tower. The biggest problem for…

19 yrs ago
C.W.'s

C.W.'s

Akron, OH

Okay. I tried it again....

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Okay. I tried it again. It's been quite a while, and you never know how things may change for the better (or, indeed, the worse). C.W.'s hasn't changed at all. I went in…

19 yrs ago
Jen's Den

Jen's Den

Akron, OH

Not exactly the classiest joint in...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Not exactly the classiest joint in the world -- or even in the area (which sets the bar a bit lower) -- but not a dump, either. More like a well-kept 1950's basement. The girls…

19 yrs ago
Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Brunswick, OH

I stopped in here on a...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I stopped in here on a Monday night. There were about 5 girls dancing -- significantly fewer than usual....but they all, every one of 'em, looked great. Even the waitress -- yes, there…

19 yrs ago
Dance Saloon

Dance Saloon

Brunswick, OH

I've been in here twice in...

★★★★★★1.0/10

I've been in here twice in the past 2 weeks....once early on a Wednesday (shortly after work); once late on a Monday. The sign out front still says "Bikini Dancers", but you couldn't prove it by…

19 yrs ago
Lulu's

Lulu's

Cleveland, OH

Used to be that the only...

★★★★★★1.0/10

Used to be that the only reason to come in here was the mileage, both at the bar and during a dance. Now? No real reason to come in here, seems to me. Yes, the occasional…

19 yrs ago
Million Dollar Club

Million Dollar Club

Cleveland, OH

Your feelings about this club will...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Your feelings about this club will depend completely on what you like.... First of all, expect very loud and unremitting rap music. It's loud and unlit and not exactly the classiest place in Cleveland.…

19 yrs ago
Dance Saloon

Dance Saloon

Brunswick, OH

This club is a mixed bag....

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This club is a mixed bag. First of all, it's basically a neighborhood blue-collar bar with a tiny stage tacked on behind the seats. The dancers range from VERY nice looking and sexy…

19 yrs ago
Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Brunswick, OH

It's too expensive here; and it...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

It's too expensive here; and it can be hard to get a girl's attention, if you want it. But it's nicely dark by the tables, and the girls are (almost without exception) very attractive when they…

19 yrs ago
Temptations

Temptations

Brook Park, OH

I swore I wouldn't return here,...

★★★★★★1.0/10

I swore I wouldn't return here, but my car kinda steered itself in here on Saturday night. There was only one girl working, and she doubled as the barmaid. At least they didn't…

19 yrs ago
Da Bodega Gentleman Club

Da Bodega Gentleman Club

Cleveland, OH

As has always been the case...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

As has always been the case here, the quality of dancers vary from one visit to the next -- from hour to hour, I'm pretty sure. Moreover, the quality of the dances varies, too. Here,…

19 yrs ago
Fox's Den

Fox's Den

Brook Park, OH

This place is, absolutely, a grabby,...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This place is, absolutely, a grabby, stick-shifting place. Buy a girl a drink at the bar, and her hand will creep up your thigh. Sit in a booth with her, and it will…

19 yrs ago
Privilege Lounge 216

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, OH

I hadn't been in here in...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I hadn't been in here in a long time....but boredom won out, and I went in a couple of nights ago. Decor and music hadn't changed.....still an odd mix of "gentleman's club" and strip club.…

19 yrs ago
Fox's Den

Fox's Den

Brook Park, OH

If you're looking for sheer raw...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

If you're looking for sheer raw beauty, don't bother with the Fox's Den. The girls aren't bad looking -- by no means! -- but almost every single one of 'em is carrying more pounds…

19 yrs ago
Temptations

Temptations

Brook Park, OH

There are, generally speaking, two distinct...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

There are, generally speaking, two distinct kinds of strip clubs in Cleveland.....the "gentlemen's clubs" (Christies, Crazy Horse, et al), with gorgeous women and a fairly rigidly enforced rule set regarding contact (grinding yes; grabbing (in…

19 yrs ago
Club 1245

Club 1245

Tallmadge, OH

I tried to stop in here...

★★★★★★1.0/10

I tried to stop in here on a Monday night, and it was dark and empty. Looked like they might be doing some remodeling or something. Not sure how long it's supposed to last --…

19 yrs ago
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