Well, I'm unsure what kind of...

Well, I'm unsure what kind of club this is (as to mileage, at least). Let me explain:

First, as to the club itself, it was clean, nice, mostly classy (in a semi-tawdry "gentleman's club" kind of way). The barmaids were cute and sexy, the waitress was extremely cute and sexy, and all wore revealing, dancerish outfits. The dancers themselves were (almost) uniformly sexy, as well. They did, however, do that weird thing where they cover their nipples with latex. Not sure the point of that (and, being located in Cleveland, not sure the necessity of that, either).

I sat at the bar, and within a few moments, a sexy young dancer sat next to me, and within moments had her hand on my leg (and occasionally sort of brushed her fingers lightly inside the loose legs of my shorts). Needless to point out, I was interested quickly. I bought her a drink, and we sat at a table...where she consistently grabbed, touched, rubbed me.